Jay Cataldo
Well-known member
You, like Metal? Gold star for you my friend.
I played speed metal guitar for years, but as much as I would love to drag my dates to Roseland when Fear Factory is in town, I've learned over the years that if you want a guaranteed score, it's a much better move to take them to McDonalds for a happy meal.
Nothing gets a girl hotter than chicken nuggets, orange soda and a miniature beanie baby. Salem, I hope you're taking notes.