ww wha what the feeeerk ?!!

tommydog

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you guys are NOT going to believe this one ..... :lol: aw gawwd

okaaaay.

iv been invited to a lingerie party .. i shit you not people.

it started off as a joke .. like they having one but its just for the girls obviously ... anyway .. so im just joking around about coming and that .. next thing i know .. everyone is demanding i come .. making transport arrangments and everything !

ooo hang on it gets better ... im expected to .. wait for it ...... be the stripper !! :lol:

see guys like i mean this really shows me how fucked up i am !! i said NO WAY .. but they just pretend they didnt hear me, im still coming apparently. I mean cmon this is fuckin messed up. This is like any guys dreeaaaamm, and i feel like i cant go cause of sp. like cmon man like :lol:

dozens of beautiful girls, many of them half naked, most of them sloshed, and me the centre of attention. why oh why oh why do i have sp !!??

:oops: :oops: :oops:
 

tommydog

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ummm im sitting here considering this ... :lol:

like .. if you put it in perspective it isnt really such a big deal .... i gotta do something to kik this sp right ???

fuck. hmmm. shit. :lol:
 

Anonymous

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you should go, it's an honour for a bloke to be invited to a lingerie party so they obviously like you,
you must have felt comfortable to have joked about going in the first place,
i'm sure you'll enjoy it!
 

Crimefish

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Wow, you should totally go! I would kill to go to a lingerie party. They must think you're pretty hot, huh? :wink:
 

tommydog

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lol thanks guys ! :lol:

yerrrr i was comfortble joking around about it ... cause i thought they'd be like NAAAAAAARRR MATE GIRLS ONLY !! hehe i didnt think they would demand i make it or else "your gonna break my heart" !! like what friggen choice do i have now. i'll feel like more of a shit if i dont go ! :lol:

yerrr some of the chicks have b/f's, 1 or 2 are married ... most are single .. ALL of them flirt with me shamelessly though :lol:

hmm yes look at the stuff i get myself into i cant believe it :lol:

well .. i dunno i think saying i will go for sure is pushing it a bit .. its just over a month away. Im gonna try and prep up as much as i can .. including trying to socialise more (for practice you see), cramming a bit on the wieghts :lol: aaaaand, ofcourse ... practicing my strip tease :oops: :oops:

gawd help me pleaaase :( .. hehe
 

Fredscars

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have like..a botle of beer before you go jsut so youre calmed down. then go have...err...fun :wink:
 

LilMissTragic

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Well I dont know what lingerie parties you have been told about but I've never been to one where theres a load of semi naked beautiful woman walking about...hmmm, maybe it was a tuppaware party I went to!
 

tommydog

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yeh nah you got the right idea its one of those ... but these girls are wild believe me ... theres no chance that most of them will keep thier clothes on, especially with me there. try on that stuff on ? yer no worries, throw off bra and knickers across the room and give it here :lol:

plus ... its gonna sorta be a birthday party aswell for one of my friends .. so yer :lol:
 
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