who wants to beat me up

[mrb]

no really its fine ill enjoy it im weired like that so spw ...... attack gazza vent all your frustrations out on me a kick , a slap , anything you like no guns though i dont want to freaking die

 

[lurknomore]

no really its fine ill enjoy it im weired like that so spw ...... attack gazza vent all your frustrations out on me a kick , a slap , anything you like no guns though i dont want to freaking die

Anything but guns? Hmmm... *evil*

 

[mrb]

Anything but guns? Hmmm... *evil*

no slap i do belive your slipping pants but they do say you get softer with old age , guess your just getting soft then ....... aww how sweet

 

[lurknomore]

no slap i do belive your slipping pants but they do say you get softer with old age , guess your just getting soft then ....... aww how sweet

Just saying "no guns" still leaves the door open for plenty of other things... but maybe I will be nice and not mention them.

And the one who has hit "old age" here is you, not me. ::

 

[mrb]

Just saying "no guns" still leaves the door open for plenty of other things... but maybe I will be nice and not mention them.

And the one who has hit "old age" here is you, not me. ::

ohhhh get you im sowwy i didnt mean to touch a nerve ::

 

[lurknomore]

ohhhh get you im sowwy i didnt mean to touch a nerve ::

You didn't touch any nerves... as I've said many times, I'll always be younger than you, old man ::

 

[mrb]

You didn't touch any nerves... as I've said many times, I'll always be younger than you, old man ::

has anyone ever told you your nose twitches when your cross , and your mermaid tail flicks left to right bit like a cat .......

 

[lurknomore]

has anyone ever told you your nose twitches when your cross , and your mermaid tail flicks left to right bit like a cat .......

You can't see me

Unless you're being a peeping tom again...

 

[mrb]

You can't see me

Unless you're being a peeping tom again...

it was only the once i asure you

 

[lurknomore]

it was only the once i asure you

Why do I not believe you?

 

[mrb]

Why do I not believe you?

winks through the letter box

 

[lurknomore]

winks through the letter box

*calls the cops*

 

[mrb]

*calls the cops*

again ........

 

[lurknomore]

again ........

I'm starting to think you enjoy being manhandled ::

 

[mrb]

I'm starting to think you enjoy being manhandled ::

stop chasing me around the forum but then your getting on a bit now , you will need a nap soon wont you .......

 

[lurknomore]

stop chasing me around the forum but then your getting on a bit now , you will need a nap soon wont you .......

You just want me to give you a break because it's time for your nap ::

 

[mrb]

You just want me to give you a break because it's time for your nap ::

what ever you need to tell yourself grandma

 

[lurknomore]

what ever you need to tell yourself grandma

I'm not the one old enough to be a grandpa, old timer

 

[mrb]

I'm not the one old enough to be a grandpa, old timer

your going off topic

 

[lurknomore]

your going off topic

*slap*

This is in the off topic section ::