what would you do

[mrb]

if you came home opened the door went into the front room , and a rhino was sitting there in your couch drinking beer , and flicking through the channels on your tv , oh and hes naked as well no joke this is a serious thread

 

[FOR REAL]

i would say hello to my twin

 

[market.garden]

Ask him to put on some pants and then make sure he's not had all my beer

 

[Lorraine Manca]

sell him on ebay

 

[mrb]

sell him on ebay

with a buy now price of how much lol ?

 

[market.garden]

no joke this is a serious thread

Sooo....are you asking for advice rather than just throwing out a hypothetical question? ::

 

[mrb]

Sooo....are you asking for advice rather than just throwing out a hypothetical question? ::

yes the naked rhino is in my house now , and he wont move what am i going to do ? omg omg what it it craps

 

[market.garden]

omg omg what it it craps

Oh God! Get out now! Get out get out!

 

[Hadron]

I'd go see a psychiatrist .

 

[mrb]

I'd go see a psychiatrist .

your calling me a liar ::

 

[Hadron]

your calling me a liar ::

No, actually I'm calling you crazy.::

 

[FOR REAL]

no, actually i'm calling you crazy.::

:d :d :d,,,,,,,,,

 

[mrb]

No, actually I'm calling you crazy.::

that just cracked my computer screen ::

 

[market.garden]

I hope you're keeping at least one eye on that Rhino...

 

[Hadron]

that just cracked my computer screen ::

Aw, sorry. I didn't mean it. Honestly. ::

 

[mrb]

I hope you're keeping at least one eye on that Rhino...

yea hes helping himself to more beer out of my fridge at the moment , hes had 12 cans already try getting a drunk rhino into bed

 

[mrb]

Aw, sorry. I didn't mean it. Honestly. ::

awww lol i forgive you im good like that

 

[Hadron]

awww lol i forgive you im good like that

Cheers for that!

You've just removed a massive weight off my conscience.

 

[market.garden]

try getting a drunk rhino into bed

Haha! That kind of evening eh?

 

[Luke1993]

I'd say, "Mum, get off the sofa!"