Thank God I am finally dead!😀
What do you want your gravestone to say?
"We hung 'im by mistake"
I would like it to say:
"ha ha"
"ha ha"
I want either, "another useless human." - "inbe4dead". - "The secret of life...is death itself."
"changed the world"
'Finally he can rest in peace....Now bugger off and leave him alone!''
Serafina said:I want to be cremated. I don't want my body to rot underground. I want them to put my urn in front of the TV set and scatter my ashes once they get tired of seeing me lying around.
Maybe I wouldn't mind being burnt in Varanasi near the river.
here lies the greatest being god ever created .. a being that was pure , untouched by most of the nasty wasty things in this world , but he did like a few beers and paid the price ... thats why your looking at this stone ... oh feel free to pee ...
You guys are being a bit negative aren't ya?
Mine would be like any other grave, because im like any other person..simple
Mine would be like any other grave, because im like any other person..simple
"Attention! this vehicle is reversing"
Re: GRAVE STONE
I like this... If I didn't read this, I'd probably write: "Onto God, the journeying"
TAMPA-BAY said: ↑My god those were some negative post. I would like mine to say that "He tried to make the world a better place than how he meet it.
I like this... If I didn't read this, I'd probably write: "Onto God, the journeying"
Oh My GOD, you killed Kenny...you bas**rds!!!
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All I wanted was a cup of coffee...
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and I'm spent...
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What you looking at?
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LET ME OUT!!!
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I've got claustrophobia would someone make this dam box a little bigger!
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My fingers are a bit raw, would someone get me a shovel?
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Where did mini me go? Would someone put a friggen bell on him...
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See you in HELL!
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Smeagol is FREE!!!
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The power of Christ compels you... The power of Christ compels you...
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Now I really am a dirty old man...
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Watch out! I'm about to be resurrected...
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All I wanted was a cup of coffee...
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and I'm spent...
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What you looking at?
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LET ME OUT!!!
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I've got claustrophobia would someone make this dam box a little bigger!
or
My fingers are a bit raw, would someone get me a shovel?
or
Where did mini me go? Would someone put a friggen bell on him...
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See you in HELL!
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Smeagol is FREE!!!
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The power of Christ compels you... The power of Christ compels you...
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Now I really am a dirty old man...
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Watch out! I'm about to be resurrected...
Death is liberation from all life's troubles!
My body lies, but still i roam
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whos the world gonna revolve around now?
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whos the world gonna revolve around now?
Serafina said:I want to be cremated.
aye well youl have to wait until the morning, cause im pretty sure the crem is closed on new years day 😉

I hope mine will read Loving Farther and husband.
I'm not bothered to be honest. I don't think it'll matter to me when I'm "dead" and in some other world/whatever happens when you "die".
''Watching movies in heaven''
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I don't know... something that is abundantly poetic and sentimental, knowing me.