an amusing story here , its about a bean bag

a giant bean bag , you know the massive ones you sit on that are full of millions of tiny little white bits init , well i was dumping loads of rubbish down the tip today , the car was full up , the bean bag was in the car and it split

so my car had millions of tiny white bits init , so i dumped the rubbish , left the tip , wound down the windows in my car left the boot open , and drove down the rd just so the draught going through the windows would push all the tiny white bits out , it worked , but looking in my mirror some bloke behind me was shaking his fist at me and shouting , dunno what he was saying

all i do know is is car was being covered in tiny white bits behind me , he um wasnt happy

hell i was got rid of all the millions of tiny white bits .......