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[agoraphobickatie]

i just wanted to share this, because it's somewhere i go when i'm hella bored and it always cracks me up! haha

texts from last night

basically, it's crazy texts people get from their friends/random people, and they submit them onto this website to laugh at, haha ...good times! i hope y'all find somethin' funny on there like i do, share a favorite if you want!


(252): U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

(716): a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...


...teehehe the numbers in parentheses are the area codes from the person who sent the text

 

[PunkRotten]

Theres quite a few sites like these. IMO alot of these are fake. People make them up to be off the wall.

 

[agoraphobickatie]

...yeah, still pretty funny to me, haha, i don't really care if it's from a real person, just thinking about the situations are funny

 

[Harleyq]

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

(630): The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.

 

[sullyS1985]

...yeah, still pretty funny to me, haha, i don't really care if it's from a real person, just thinking about the situations are funny

i agree katie, i dont care if they are fake they still make me laugh and if they are fake whoever is making them up has a great imagination. Thank you for posting that!

 

[agoraphobickatie]

i agree katie, i dont care if they are fake they still make me laugh and if they are fake whoever is making them up has a great imagination. Thank you for posting that!

haha aw good! i'm glad you dig it! lol.. and yeah, maybe some of them seem pretty out there, but i know quite a few of my drunk friends have said/done the same kind of stuff, lmao!

 

[sullyS1985]

haha aw good! i'm glad you dig it! lol.. and yeah, maybe some of them seem pretty out there, but i know quite a few of my drunk friends have said/done the same kind of stuff, lmao!

Ya and i say things that are out there when im sober, im sure my drunken texts may have sounded similar to some of those really crazy ones.

 

[agoraphobickatie]

some new ones up today that cracked me upppp! haha ---

(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

(306): This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is f**king retarded

(636): we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

(508): Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE


HA!

 

[sullyS1985]

some new ones up today that cracked me upppp! haha ---

(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

(306): This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is f**king retarded

(636): we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

(508): Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE


HA!

Hahaha thank you again for the laugh katie, i love the one about tequila...hahaha