This or that thread

[hidwell]

To win 2 billion dollars, as the saying goes money talks.

To swim like a dolphin or fly like an eagle?

 

[LoyalXenite]

Fly like an eagle for sure.

To always wear an eyepatch or to always wear swimming goggles

 

[hidwell]

Eyepatch for sure.

To have a strong conscience or be a me person?

 

[LoyalXenite]

Strong conscience, I think if I was a me person I'd end up that asshole on youtube that everyone mocks for being a selfish git

To squash a cockroach under your feet everytime you walk barefoot, or to only be able to wear bowling shoes even when you sleep

 

[hidwell]

Tricky very tricky, I'll opt for the bowling shoes even when I sleep.

To burp continually, or non stop farting?

 

[LoyalXenite]

burp, coz often you can muffle the burp, and it doesnt have the stench attached.

To have to say hello to every stranger you walk past, or to creepily slow wink at every third person you make eye contact with?

 

[hidwell]

I'll opt for the hello to every stranger.

To eat pickled herrings or anchovy spread on a sao biscuit?

 

[LoyalXenite]

ugh, both sound horrible. But the sao would slow down the attempt at swallowing it whole to avoid the taste so I'll go with pickled herrings.

To work at a carnival as a ride operator or to work there as a sideshow attraction (I'll let you choose what your sideshow theme is)?