I have re-open and re-located my beach bar, now more appropriately named the Volcano Bar.
Sat atop a live volcano, I am proud to present this weeks special offer...
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*selected items include
-Peanuts
-Gas masks (to protect your lungs from the poisonous volcanic fumes)
-those little umbrellas you get in cocktails and...
-diluted beer
As you can see, business isn't too good. :lol: