The Beach Bar

[black_mamba]

So here we are online, hiding behind these fancy monitors or TFT screens, popping our pills trying to escape reality. So why not go the whole hog and have a drink or dance in cyber-land too? (Look, I'm just trying to get as far away from my city lifestyle as possible ok, no laughing). :wink:

Welcome to Black Mamba's Beach Bar

This is a bar set on a beach amongst the sand, ocean, semi naked bathers, sweaty british tourists and children urinating on their sandcastles. Feel free to sit at the bar, have a drink, relax, play on the beach or just admire the scenary.

Our drinks menu consists of nothing but coca cola based beverages (I'm the manager, and I love coke). Our next shipment of alcohol arrives in just under an hour.

Enjoy!

Now Hiring:
Advertising Director
Assistant Manager
Cocktail Waiters*2
Entertainer
Leaflet distributors
Stockist/Cleaner
[Note: We will discuss pay whenever your hired]
[Note2: You must give one line of reasoning to why you will be good at the job].

:lol:

 

[Chilling__Echo]

pepsi is so way better. i might have to make my own beach bar and see who the winner is :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Chilling__Echo]

where's the male strippers?

 

[black_mamba]

Competition already? That was quick. I was tempted to hire a few dancers to shake their asses on the bar but that would make me feel uncomfortable. Still, we can have male hula dancers if you want.

Now hiring:
Male hula dancers*5, must have own grass skirt.

 

[blubs]

black-mamba
this looks fantastic
just don't make me work :lol:

If you need me I'll be over on the hammock, making friends with that stray dog

 

[black_mamba]

Thats cool, his name is Larry and he likes chewing on people's ears. Good doggie!

(psst, he took off my middle finger a few minutes ago, watch yourself)

 

[Bexi]

ooooooooooo lala mamba!! u may need a sexy looking lifeguard for that pool, and for us girls to eye up! :wink: Gosh, what a great looking bar, id love2work there (altho i may b quite slack!) x

 

[why_do_I_try]

ooooooooooo lala mamba!! u may need a sexy looking lifeguard for that pool, and for us girls to eye up! :wink: Gosh, what a great looking bar, id love2work there (altho i may b quite slack!) x

Competition already? That was quick. I was tempted to hire a few dancers to shake their asses on the bar but that would make me feel uncomfortable. Still, we can have male hula dancers if you want.

Now hiring:
Male hula dancers*5, must have own grass skirt. x

what kind of beach bar is this becoming? :? lol what about the guys on here?

 

[black_mamba]

No-one has applied to work at my bar. Damn, need customers quick.

All drinks half price!!

 

[Boundless]

Ill take a JD with coke please

 

[black_mamba]

No problem, here, have an entire barrel-load of JD.

 

[Boundless]

I would but i like my vision as it is now

 

[black_mamba]

Of course of course, as the responsible bar owner that I am I would never push products at my customer's expense...

8O

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Buy one drink get one free on all drinks!! :lol:

 

[Boundless]

May as well not like i have to be anywhere for the rest of my life :lol:

 

[black_mamba]

Maybe you should apply to be regular bar drunk - you know, like Barney from the Simpsons. :wink:

 

[Boundless]

Sure,i dont see why not :lol:

 

[black_mamba]

Um, guys...I think I perched my beach bar atop some quicksand.

Well I went to get some more peanuts because the ones I had were all fuzzy and furry, but when I came back my bar had dissapeared.

(thankgod for that, running an online fake business sucks). :lol:

 

[Boundless]

Wasnt quicksand i was hungry and the bar looked so tastey

 

[black_mamba]

But it was made of fake plastic wood! You're gonna be on the toilet all night now.

Here, you'll be needing plenty of this:

 

[Boundless]

Nope,i drank the liqour and ate the bar! nothing left but a very ill person :lol: