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Dead_on_Arrival

Dead_on_Arrival

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This is gonna be a long one. What would this thread sound like written out.

Yes I had to much time on my hands.....:D

So here goes

One day there was a big surprise for everyone. It was a little hairy gnome with a great big lack of height as well as huge feet. He absolutely loved to catch eels and put them in a small metal band from Iowa, where they played with some shiny spoons and forks after eating some magical pumpkin cupcakes filled with delicious motor-oil and fish-heads. Meanwhile, back in my wooden shack I noticed some rats vomit on my brand new pantaloons and cravat which looked like a cheesy pizza. So I put on my best bubble wrap pants and sparkly shirt. Suddenly there was a strange light on the horizon that got bigger and bigger, until it exploded and candy fell out injuring eight nudists who were inspecting the odd lookingmembers there. They all looked very surprised when suddenly one suddenly jumped suddenly into the garbage bin and shut the lid. Someone shouted out the lotto results to everyones joy, but the ticket caught on fire much to the spectators surprise, but they decided to learn the harp and the banjo plus the tubaand start a whole new way of life as three pairs of rubber ducks in places they shouldn't causing John to choke on his last remaining friend who he thought out of existence. While noticing a zit on his cute pet dogs one and only floppy ear, however the ear was all scratched like an old record and smelt like the inside of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment. Which was turning more like Georgia every day. The Georgians flooded in through a large hole in the old mans butt which is how we started to love the feeling of the beat-less songs they were beating to an entrancing sonata drifted in from the window which the fireman quickly extinguished. Meanwhile eyes turned to the stranger who everyone knew well but never could communicate properly withbecause he had not put his clown make-up on which he appled with a sand blower to ensure that he told him that he loved to kill people who made him completely from scratch using only plastic and plutonium. But he became powerfulenough to destroy cotton-candy with his mighty and powerful love of horses and other such horses and ponies and other despicable ponies and horses that he molested. But then something unlike a horse appeared on the menu under appetizers served with grated fire island topping and caramel vomit covered clown waiters and terrified fire-ants scurried from the head of the waiter that had pygmies growing out of his spacious beard. But then I asked him how much is the lunch special in the cafe. The meatloaf is preparing to sing a crazy theme about a dog and his secret cat like tendancies said santa clause of the moon, suddenly to everyones great horror and monogamy. A kangaroo burger on the third day of lent moved to the wonderful house of a thousand corpses guest hosted by Dick Cheney. Inside a troop of Mullahs and clergymen where busily shaving their penguins. While
 
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