Storytime, gather round...

[crazyfairyx]

nasty fork that had gotten stuck in his....

 

[pitkreet]

friend's pocket, along with Colin, the singing spoon. His friend, Mr Jenkins, was a habitual cutlery thief. His bemused wife was resigned to his strange ways and had long since given up hope of trying to change him. She would jokingly remark to friends that he was using the stolen cutlery to build himself a.....

 

[black_mamba]

..boat so he could sail across the atlantic to be with his...

 

[pitkreet]

heard of Zambian elephants, which he had audaciously smuggled into the USA in the back of his Austin Allegro 1.5HL during the infamous Bun Wars of the 1982. He had left the elephants hidden behind a tree in Central Park before returning to England because he had convinced himself that he had left the fridge door open. But he had since been unable to return to America to be with his beloved elephants. The last he had heard of them was an item on ABC News, reporting that.....

 

[black_mamba]

...somehow this plot was starting to sound suspiciously like the plot to Madagascar and that some guy in a suit was coming over to pikreet's house to sue him and ...

 

[Bexi]

...tell the guests from the gatecrashers. Many ppl tried to gatecrash, but bexi had a 100% anti-gatecrashing record she was not about to sacrifice! Then, all of a suddn little miss scare all entered the party and declared...

 

[black_mamba]

...'time for some better music!' before removing the cd that was playing on the hi-fi and replacing it with ...

 

[Fredscars]

6 bananas and an overgrown pineapple. "ah thats better" she sighed but accidnelty trod on a...

 

[black_mamba]

...a strange purple plastic tube which appeared to be vibrating all on its own. Everyone turned around to see it ...

 

[Yossarian]

...and at that very moment a small boy in Truro felt as though something of great importance was finally unwravelling after a lifetime of dedicated patience. From the holes in his shoes to the split ends on his head, he was alive for the first time in his life. So overwhelmed by this he could no longer hear the taunts of the other children as he continued to push the empty swing. Unfazed and feeling driven by his power doubled he left the swing to it's own momentum and strode forward with purpose and determination until the strange vibrating plastic tube......

 

[Bexi]

...grew a head and four legs and started barking wildly! then it ran towards a group of people and.......

 

[black_mamba]

...ask for directions to the nearest postcard shop. He wanted to....

 

[Fredscars]

send a very pretty little postcard showing off the cornish coastline to his grandmother who was presently living in a small hut made out of potato peelings on the south coast of france. However..

 

[black_mamba]

...the south coast of france was about to bit hit by a torrent of pasty british tourists desperate to...

(potato peelings? :lol: )

 

[Bexi]

...tease the french about losing the olympics. However, there was a beautiful french girl called Amelie who was watching the brits, for she knew that they were really.......

 

[black_mamba]

...good at ruining tea by putting cow's wee-wee and sugar into it, Amelie thought this was an atrocity so decided to skip away from them and have a bubble bath with her good friend...

 

[Bexi]

...brigitte bardot, a one time glamour puss who was now an animal activist (WOOHOO!). As the bath water ran, the bubbles were getting out of control! "agggggg" screamed brigitte to amelie "Tu es completetment debile"(Ur a complete moron), while amelie glared at her and replied "Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez! (Would u stop spitting on me while ur talking!). they fought, fists flew, blood splattered, it got damn ugly :? then! amelie threw brigitte out the window, and she landed.......

 

[black_mamba]

(This is great! Don't keep me in suspense, and she landed......?) :lol:

okok

and she landed....on a cute poodle, ironically, since she loved animals so much, but she brushed off the fluff and wiped off the blood from her naked body and....

 

[Bexi]

...thankfully the poodle was ok, it got up and ran4its life incase anything else unsuspecting should land on it. Brigette sighed, she was naked,but my god she had survived, she grabbed a man with a large french stick(ooo-er) and kissed him, then she ran after the poodle! Meanwhile, over in the UK black_mamba was watching "rainbow" and deciding whether she prefered bungle, zippy or george, then she decided she liked......

 

[black_mamba]

..jeffry the best because he was the unsung hero of the lot. Zippy was a far too obnoxious to be liked by an anti-socialite such as black-mamba. Just then, she had a craving for a bagette with poodle steak so...