Storytime, gather round...

[Scottish_Player]

burst it too a fluff ball of flames!!! but when the fire finaly went out it left behind the real person, after all those years of thinking he was a fluff ball he was actualy a ...

 

[Fredscars]

bottlenose dolphin who could walk on two feet. realsinig he he jumped into the air in happiness and...

 

[pitkreet]

...was struck by a low-flying aircraft, which was carrying...

 

[black_mamba]

Celine Dion and Colin's lovechild, 'oh pants!' said..

 

[pitkreet]

Celine, pointing excitedly out of the window..."it was definitely pants.....a bottle-nosed dolphin wearing pants!!".

"Settle down, Celine" said Colin's loveshild, "I've never heard of anything so ridiculous since you told me about your...

 

[Fredscars]

ingrown finger. "
celine, continued to stare out of the window, just as...

 

[black_mamba]

an alien spaceship whizzed past, a male alien was seen winking at Celine. She knew he was male because..

 

[pitkreet]

he was breaking the speed limit, yet was able to reverse-park the spacecraft at the first attempt, and he just happened to park it right next to none other than....

 

[black_mamba]

a militant feminist beaver from Pluto who could drive better him, or so she thought, so they...

 

[black_mamba]

...people's belly button fluff. The equation for the energy release of this substance is...

 

[pitkreet]

emit the unmistakable aroma of an oven-baked, Bulgarian shot-putter's sports sock. The effect on Hawking was immediate and profound, and he found himself urgently grasping for his....

 

[Bexi]

...copy of the national enquirer magazine, to see if david hasslehoff was still having a sordid affair with that tart paris hilton, as it turned out tho, there was even bigger news that hawking stumbled across, as it turned out that........

 

[Bexi]

...germany, where hes a real sucess with his singing "talent". As soon as they arrived they were met by masterpiece2, a huge fan of hasslehoff! hehe Masterpiece had a masterplan and a.........

 

[black_mamba]

ripped off her cute lil waitress outfit to reveal a muscle-packed body complete with Super-Waitress spandex costume, she said "I'll ...

 

[despise]

haha!! this is funny stuff!!! :lol: keep going!! (i'd write something but i don't have much talent for it)

 

[black_mamba]

(yeah I think its funny too, we need some fresh minds to add some stuff though, I'm getting too pedicatable) :wink:

 

[Fredscars]

ripped off her cute lil waitress outfit to reveal a muscle-packed body complete with Super-Waitress spandex costume, she said "I'll ...

cook you a burger and fries in a minute so long as you promise to...

 

[Fredscars]

stuff a chip up each nostril and do the hokey pokey dance to saturday night fever causing the building to..

 

[black_mamba]

vibrate with every hop and step that he made. This was turning out to be a wonderful night's entertainment for another restaraunt visitor called...

 

[Fredscars]

peter the overgrown pumpkin who visiting because of a ..