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Bexi · 2005-07-18T23:26:49+00:00

hi all, as we have so many wonderfully creative and thoughtful ppl in here, maybe we can write alittle story? However, im crap at STARTING stories, so if any1 can start if off with a sentence/paragraph go4it! xxx :)

Scottish_Player Jul 19, 2005 at 1:25 PM #21

burst it too a fluff ball of flames!!! but when the fire finaly went out it left behind the real person, after all those years of thinking he was a fluff ball he was actualy a ...

Fredscars Jul 19, 2005 at 1:32 PM #22

bottlenose dolphin who could walk on two feet. realsinig he he jumped into the air in happiness and...

pitkreet Jul 19, 2005 at 1:36 PM #23

...was struck by a low-flying aircraft, which was carrying...

black_mamba Jul 19, 2005 at 1:40 PM #24

Celine Dion and Colin's lovechild, 'oh pants!' said..

pitkreet Jul 19, 2005 at 1:46 PM #25

Celine, pointing excitedly out of the window..."it was definitely pants.....a bottle-nosed dolphin wearing pants!!".

"Settle down, Celine" said Colin's loveshild, "I've never heard of anything so ridiculous since you told me about your...

Fredscars Jul 19, 2005 at 1:48 PM #26

ingrown finger. "
celine, continued to stare out of the window, just as...

black_mamba Jul 19, 2005 at 1:55 PM #27

an alien spaceship whizzed past, a male alien was seen winking at Celine. She knew he was male because..

pitkreet Jul 19, 2005 at 1:58 PM #28

he was breaking the speed limit, yet was able to reverse-park the spacecraft at the first attempt, and he just happened to park it right next to none other than....

black_mamba Jul 19, 2005 at 2:01 PM #29

a militant feminist beaver from Pluto who could drive better him, or so she thought, so they...

black_mamba Jul 19, 2005 at 2:09 PM #30

...people's belly button fluff. The equation for the energy release of this substance is...

pitkreet Jul 19, 2005 at 3:03 PM #31

emit the unmistakable aroma of an oven-baked, Bulgarian shot-putter's sports sock. The effect on Hawking was immediate and profound, and he found himself urgently grasping for his....

Bexi Jul 19, 2005 at 3:26 PM #32

...copy of the national enquirer magazine, to see if david hasslehoff was still having a sordid affair with that tart paris hilton, as it turned out tho, there was even bigger news that hawking stumbled across, as it turned out that........

Bexi Jul 19, 2005 at 5:40 PM #33

...germany, where hes a real sucess with his singing "talent". As soon as they arrived they were met by masterpiece2, a huge fan of hasslehoff! hehe Masterpiece had a masterplan and a.........

black_mamba Jul 19, 2005 at 11:36 PM #34

ripped off her cute lil waitress outfit to reveal a muscle-packed body complete with Super-Waitress spandex costume, she said "I'll ...

despise Jul 20, 2005 at 3:04 AM #35

haha!! this is funny stuff!!! :lol: keep going!! (i'd write something but i don't have much talent for it)

black_mamba Jul 20, 2005 at 10:09 AM #36

(yeah I think its funny too, we need some fresh minds to add some stuff though, I'm getting too pedicatable) :wink:

Fredscars Jul 20, 2005 at 11:11 AM #37

black_mamba said:
ripped off her cute lil waitress outfit to reveal a muscle-packed body complete with Super-Waitress spandex costume, she said "I'll ...

cook you a burger and fries in a minute so long as you promise to...

Fredscars Jul 20, 2005 at 12:37 PM #38

stuff a chip up each nostril and do the hokey pokey dance to saturday night fever causing the building to..

black_mamba Jul 20, 2005 at 12:45 PM #39

vibrate with every hop and step that he made. This was turning out to be a wonderful night's entertainment for another restaraunt visitor called...

Fredscars Jul 20, 2005 at 1:22 PM #40

peter the overgrown pumpkin who visiting because of a ..