Rent a Friend

Apotheosis

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At first I thought I would be really embarrassed walking around with a rent-a-friend. And then I realized, hey, I'm paying this person to be my 'friend' and do what I say.

OH MY GOD.

THESE PEOPLE ARE SLAVES.

Edit: OR PROSTITUTES. Can I rent a girl-friend? A pretty one? How long do I have her for? Okay thanks.
 
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