Post your Favorite Quotes!

[bcsr]

Well, let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

 

[Roman Legion]

"Alright. I got a little present for you all. Eat my used tampon, f**kers!! " — Donita Sparks, at Reading 92

 

[lonely_drummer]

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Alberta Einstein

 

[montejocarlo]

"Somebody, I don't recall who, once said: 'When you get there, there's no there there.' This applies not only to location in space, but also to time: when you get to the future, you find yourself in the present moment. So the future never comes. Don't let the thought of future (or past) obscure the preciousness of the present moment."

-Eckhart Tolle

 

[SilentBird]

Be a little more selfish
It might do you some good
- Talking Heads

 

[dyingtolive]

"Grow a pair"

 

[Iluv]

Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

 

[hidwell]

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

 

[SilentBird]

It is better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done.

 

[takeheart]

"I have nothing to say" this is from Laurel and Hardy, love them!!

 

[SilentBird]

Life is hard enough without worry.

 

[Iluv]

Life is a trick cause she kinda sweet
Then go behind your spinal structure cause she sly and weak

I never trust faith with my trust funds

~ Quotes from the songs of Mellowhype

 

[Meggy0001]

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain

 

[SilentBird]

Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence.

 

[lonely_drummer]

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

whoa, quoting the quote!!! I really like this one!!

 

[Roman Legion]

"..Let's see what kind of service we can get with a smile and a gun." Jim Carrey as Charles Bronson (In Living Color)

 

[dyingtolive]

Its easy for you to say

 

[knowlife]

“None of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock. We can’t keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else’s job and just stop hating ourselves.”
— Jeff Winger, Community

 

[_Hope]

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me"

Blain - Predator

 

[montejocarlo]

"Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the ability to choose."

"Going to the church doesn't make you a saint any more than standing in an airport makes you an airplane."

"Haters are confused admirers who can't understand why people love you."

"Stop thinking about life and start living."

-Paulo Coelho