Pick up lines

[Birdman]

you can use social anxiety as an advantage to you. use it as a pick up line say "I'm nervous with you because i have a disorder that makes me nervous when i'm with a beautiful girl'. lol.

Just wanna make a joke

 

[noblame4]

Try this one:

"Wanna play house? I'll slam you like a screen door!"

~Girls love that.

 

[footballfan]

"the reason I'm looking at your breasts and not your eyes is beacause I have social anxiety, which stop me looking at people in the eyes" lol

yeah, that probably wouldn't be a god pick up line though

 

[Kien]

"the reason I'm looking at your breasts and not your eyes is beacause I have social anxiety, which stop me looking at people in the eyes" lol

yeah, that probably wouldn't be a god pick up line though

Wow that was actually a good one. XD

 

[footballfan]

yeah I'll try it next time I see a nice woman.

but if the first part of the pick up works, then I would say.

"you fancy meeting up in the pub, so we can sit in silence for a couple of hours, before you think of a polite excuse to leave?" lol

 

[Videotape]

i use this one quite a bit.
'i absolutely LOVE your left eye-brow'
works everytime.

 

[Deus_Ex_Lemur]

ROFL funny stuff. Honestly the OP's pick up line or "pick up line" could work. If you say it right. Women like honesty just don't come off like some weirdo lol. Honesty. Hey it worked for George Castanza right? =D

 

[Videotape]

trust me girls wouldnt like honesty cause 97% of guys would really like to say...'i'd love to have sex with you, thats all i want, sex...and by the way you're hot, and pretty and all that stuff. so can we have sex? please.'

girls would not like honesty.

 

[lettypagb]

i use this one quite a bit.
'i absolutely LOVE your left eye-brow'
works everytime.

OMG I'M DYING HOASHOIFHAE ,THAT WAS HILLARIOUS

 

[Rodox]

Damn, the back of yo head is ridiculous.

 

[dpr]

hehe... "Hey baby, I am frequently uncomfortable in social situations.... gurl"

 

[lettypagb]

somebody told me that once in private mesage : But I'm just me. I'm a musician and a singer. I'm really outgoing, besides the agoraphobia ,

i didnt wanted laugh ,but i couldnt it was just too funny.

 

[kaspersrad]

trust me girls wouldnt like honesty cause 97% of guys would really like to say...'i'd love to have sex with you, thats all i want, sex...and by the way you're hot, and pretty and all that stuff. so can we have sex? please.'

girls would not like honesty.

so true

 

[Walk]

Most guys who are good with chicks don't use pick up lines.

And honesty is good, but don't talk to girls thinking their minds work the same way as ours. Just learn to slowly and gradually become more intimate with a girl who you just started to talk to. I won't give specific advice because I don't have the experience, but I've never seen a guy actually pick up a girl or have her like him due to a pick up line.

Guys who are able to talk to a girl in a casual, almost nonchalant way are the ones who usually end up dating them. In other words, girls don't like creepy pick up lines.

 

[Remus]

"grab your coat love, you've pulled"

 

[dpr]

trust me girls wouldnt like honesty cause 97% of guys would really like to say...'i'd love to have sex with you, thats all i want, sex...and by the way you're hot, and pretty and all that stuff. so can we have sex? please.'

girls would not like honesty.

yeah, but if that is really how you think of girls, then the problem is not your candor (or lack thereof) when talking with girls. the problem is the superficial attitude, IMO.

not like I should talk, cuz I'm superficial and shallow too, but guys who are only into sex... well girls can see that from a mile away anyway. I don't think it's something you should hide, rather it's something you should change about yourself.

 

[Helyna]

trust me girls wouldnt like honesty cause 97% of guys would really like to say...'i'd love to have sex with you, thats all i want, sex...and by the way you're hot, and pretty and all that stuff. so can we have sex? please.'

girls would not like honesty.

Yeah, we wouldn't like those guys, but that's not what you're planning to say, is it?

WARNING: I am not experienced, but these are the reactions I think I'd have.

"I'm nervous with you because i have a disorder that makes me nervous when i'm with a beautiful girl'.

I'd laugh my head off.

"the reason I'm looking at your breasts and not your eyes is beacause I have social anxiety, which stop me looking at people in the eyes"

Well... it's honest. Depends on the girl, I think. A lot would probably find that funny.

"you fancy meeting up in the pub, so we can sit in silence for a couple of hours, before you think of a polite excuse to leave?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

'i absolutely LOVE your left eye-brow'
works everytime.

Yup... I'd go for that.