Person above you thread

[pebblesdundee]

^Has gone from making me defensive to making me blush, and also suspicious that such a pretty girl would be so nice to me

 

[MrJones]

^Must be rich

 

[pebblesdundee]

^Is accusing the lovely snowcream of being a gold digger, tut tut.

(Psst, Jonesy, if she is, pretend I've got money, she doesn't need to know how broke I am )

 

[MrJones]

^Is going to lose a lot of friends now that we know he's not rich

*deletes pebblesdundee from friends list*

 

[Apotheosis]

^ is the first poster on page 420

 

[pebblesdundee]

^Is a guy or a girl in his or her late teens,twenties, thirties, forties, early teens, twenties, thirties or forties living in a country on earth.


How well did I do?

 

[Apotheosis]

^ Completely false. I'm a two-thousand year old sentient bacterium trapped in an air pocket within a comet that became locked into the earth's orbit last April. My current molecular composition enables me to manipulate and retransmit radio waves emitted by ground towers on the planet's surface, which I use to access SPW and look at funny cat pictures.

Silly earthling.

 

[coyote]

^types well for a unicellular organism

 

[Apotheosis]

^ is showing his wiles

 

[coyote]

^can commonly be found to have peanut butter between his toes

 

[MrJones]

^Likes to lick vj's peanut butter

 

[pebblesdundee]

^Has surveillance on vj's toes at all times

 

[MrJones]

^Is still waiting his turn of surveillance

 

[pebblesdundee]

^Overestimates my budget for surveillance

 

[Apotheosis]

^ bubbles!

 

[MrJones]

^Has some kind of bubbles-related secret with vj

 

[Apotheosis]

^ is unaware of the ubiquitosity of bubble-worship.

 

[pebblesdundee]

^He use big word

 

[Apotheosis]

^ has been duped!

 

[superario]

^ has a username that my small brain does not understand.