Person above you thread

[pebblesdundee]

^ doesn't know how he's charming me with his talk of fancy foreign terms.

Well he does now

 

[MrJones]

^Doesn't know any programming language

Edit:

^Is faster than me

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ If he was a she I'd definitely be looking up programming terms so I could shamelessly flirt with her

 

[MrJones]

^Doesn't know that only 0.0001% of the programmers are women (you should see my classmates lol)

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ Is hopefully going to tell me if he knows any programmer women .

I doubt it, he'll want them all to himself ::

 

[MrJones]

^Thinks I'm going to share my contacts list without paying

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ Just made me type a comment and then delete it because I made a fool of myself

 

[MrJones]

^Is vulnerable to my jedi powers

 

[Sial Axetder]

YouTube - ‪Darth Vader is Being a Jerk‬‏

 

[MrJones]

^Has the strange ability to make me laugh

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ is too damn fast for me

 

[MrJones]

^Is too slow for me, wich means he's so much slower than CosmicNeurotica

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ which means I need to find a sloth who can't type or understand English and train him over the course of many years to reply to this post, meaning he will be very late and I wont look quite so slow to Speedy Gonzales over there

 

[MrJones]

^Wants a slave

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ Is under the impression I don't have a slave

 

[MrJones]

^Is about to send me a list of his available slaves for me

 

[pebblesdundee]

^ Has just received a list of my available slaves

 

[MrJones]

^Wants to kill me, I almost choke

Edit: surprisingly detailed list...

 

[drganon]

More likely than not,banned from the laugh factory.

 

[hoddesdon]

can't stand purple flowers