new staff introduction

[giantyx]

i need to do a new staff introduction 2 weeks later. it gonna be a powerpoint presentation about myself in front of a large auditorium and now i am already very depressed and nervous just thinking about it. i mean, there is nothing interesting to say about me, i have no previous employment , no hobbies, no traveling experiences, and the list goes on...its gonna be really embarrassing to present a really short and boring power-point presentation about myself::::

 

[kihira]

So you have found work? Thats terrific! Do you still play soccer? There's one idea

 

[goldatom]

If you don't mind my asking, what kind of job is it which requires such presentations?

 

[giantyx]

research work

 

[Nanita]

I would be freaking out. Actually I´m pretty sure I couldn´t do it at all.

 

[Feathers]

Well, giant, you can list social networking and international communication and research as your 'hobbies' - you're on this forum, right??

Is this for one of those mlm schemes or such? (Then you just need to do a good 'before' and 'after' - before, your life was nothing, and now it's so that much more exciting...??)

PS I thought this would be intro for a new mod or admin.