Let's tell a story!

[vj288]

But they then heard in the distance, "Then let our powers combine! Earth!"

 

[anxiety1408]

A miracle had took place..

 

[vj288]

But Captain planet was too pissed to notice. "Fire!" "Wind!"

 

[coyote]

Suddenly, a large anvil plummeted from the sky.

 

[anxiety1408]

*opens eyes* .. It was all a dream!

 

[vj288]

Until he realized it wasn't! "Water!" can't these stupid planeteers do anything themselves? "Heart!" And with that Captain America vanished.

 

[arsenalwa]

And here one of them remembered a part of a song he used to like that went like:
"they came from the sea, they came from the sky. Captain America is going to die..."

"Oh, this is not the right time for this," he thought to himself...

 

[vj288]

As the anvil approached they could here a pounding on the ground, like incoming footsteps...

 

[arsenalwa]

And almost louder than that, they could hear their hearts' beating...

 

[vj288]

Whoosh! Before they knew what happened, a two legged creature ran between them. And to there surprise a voice from behind a bush yelled "*#@*$#, I missed again!"

 

[sanitariumcalls]

The creature was, of all that could be, Bugs Bunny.

 

[vj288]

The voice from the bush turned out to be none other than Mickey Mouse, deadlocked in an epic battle for supremacy against his rabbit counterpart.

 

[BlackPuma]

...the cows were country dancing in their stall.

 

[EscapeArtist]

knock the cows unconscious one by one to stop them from dancing ... But the cows had already....

 

[Obstacle 1]

plotted with the other animals to depose the farmer..

 

[BlackPuma]

and they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that meddling farmer and his snitching chicken.

 

[EscapeArtist]

So the farmer decided to knock out the chickens instead which created..

 

[BlackPuma]

..dinner eventually. The cows decided to cancel their assassination plans. As it seems, it was a little hard to hold a gun or a knife with hooves. They were forced into an alternate, more peaceful, solution. They put their differences aside and invited the farmer for one of their country-parties.

Then something amazing happened..

 

[EscapeArtist]

The farmer showed up to the party with company... and immediately all the cows fell over, in shock and in love with what seemed to be a half man half cow with long hair and udders

 

[Jake123]

when all of the sudden Jake appeared and...