savage_beagle
Well-known member
Dont make a big deal out of xmas . To qoute charlie brown -''what a load of hyper commercialized bullshit''. (i might be slightly off on his qoute). Take a break from the t.v. specials, the fruity xmas music on your radio, the malls...and change the xmas toilet paper back to good old 2 ply regular asswipe. If your life is kinda quiet and lonely a few days before xmas its not going to magically and instantly be great on or around xmas. Skip the marketing hype and remember that you are being fed a lot of ''happy-happy festive crap'' to make you feel like you aint part of the ''magic'' unless you open your wallet/purse and be a xmas sheep. The more you think you are missing out on something, the more you pity yourself. Keep yourself occupied with non xmas stuff...like you do 364 days of the year. Here is an idea.....fart in a jar, put a lid on it...tape a note on the jar that says ''SANTA'S SURPRIZE!''...place on a neighbours front step-ring doorbell and run away. 