LETS ALL MOVE TO COMMUNIST CHINA

savage_beagle

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Dont make a big deal out of xmas . To qoute charlie brown -''what a load of hyper commercialized bullshit''. (i might be slightly off on his qoute). Take a break from the t.v. specials, the fruity xmas music on your radio, the malls...and change the xmas toilet paper back to good old 2 ply regular asswipe. If your life is kinda quiet and lonely a few days before xmas its not going to magically and instantly be great on or around xmas. Skip the marketing hype and remember that you are being fed a lot of ''happy-happy festive crap'' to make you feel like you aint part of the ''magic'' unless you open your wallet/purse and be a xmas sheep. The more you think you are missing out on something, the more you pity yourself. Keep yourself occupied with non xmas stuff...like you do 364 days of the year. Here is an idea.....fart in a jar, put a lid on it...tape a note on the jar that says ''SANTA'S SURPRIZE!''...place on a neighbours front step-ring doorbell and run away. :D
 

ash_2001

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Kudos to you, savage

I dunno about moving to "communist" China... But I fully support the fart-in-the-jar endeavour. Definitely beats the highly original fruit cake gift idea!
 

xkiss_me_nowx

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savage_beagle said:
Dont make a big deal out of xmas . To qoute charlie brown -''what a load of hyper commercialized bullshit''. (i might be slightly off on his qoute). Take a break from the t.v. specials, the fruity xmas music on your radio, the malls...and change the xmas toilet paper back to good old 2 ply regular asswipe. If your life is kinda quiet and lonely a few days before xmas its not going to magically and instantly be great on or around xmas. Skip the marketing hype and remember that you are being fed a lot of ''happy-happy festive crap'' to make you feel like you aint part of the ''magic'' unless you open your wallet/purse and be a xmas sheep. The more you think you are missing out on something, the more you pity yourself. Keep yourself occupied with non xmas stuff...like you do 364 days of the year. Here is an idea.....fart in a jar, put a lid on it...tape a note on the jar that says ''SANTA'S SURPRIZE!''...place on a neighbours front step-ring doorbell and run away. :D

:roll: loser. shut up. noone cares.

:roll:
 
savage_beagle said:
Here is an idea.....fart in a jar, put a lid on it...tape a note on the jar that says ''SANTA'S SURPRIZE!''...place on a neighbours front step-ring doorbell and run away. :D
Let's not and say we did :roll:

I'm no big fan of Christmas either, for a number of reasons but I don't go around making fun of it or putting it down.
 

Y

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xkiss_me_nowx said:
savage_beagle said:
Dont make a big deal out of xmas . To qoute charlie brown -''what a load of hyper commercialized bullshit''. (i might be slightly off on his qoute). Take a break from the t.v. specials, the fruity xmas music on your radio, the malls...and change the xmas toilet paper back to good old 2 ply regular asswipe. If your life is kinda quiet and lonely a few days before xmas its not going to magically and instantly be great on or around xmas. Skip the marketing hype and remember that you are being fed a lot of ''happy-happy festive crap'' to make you feel like you aint part of the ''magic'' unless you open your wallet/purse and be a xmas sheep. The more you think you are missing out on something, the more you pity yourself. Keep yourself occupied with non xmas stuff...like you do 364 days of the year. Here is an idea.....fart in a jar, put a lid on it...tape a note on the jar that says ''SANTA'S SURPRIZE!''...place on a neighbours front step-ring doorbell and run away. :D

:roll: loser. shut up. noone cares.

:roll:

Those rolling eyes means youre being sarcastic and in this case it means you are not calling him a loser, and telling him to shut up, instead its like youre encouraging him to talk. But im sure thats not what you meant so, you just dont have an idea what that smiley means.

And i find it very unreasonable and offensive that you call someone here a "loser", just cause he doesnt like christmas as much as you do.
 

testobot

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actually, they took out anything noble in communism like egalitarianism. I suppose the masses got tired of being poor while the elite communist party members lived like rich, fat, pigs. So now everyone loves commercialism in China.. to them it is a symbol of power and they want to impress the world. Even Xmas in China is just as commercialised as in the West. It's true. I have a friend that lives in China and she sent me a bunch of photos of Santy Claws and all sorts of Xmas gifts and such.

The only thing that is still 'communist' about China is that it is still an oppressive government that controls the media- free speech and such.. and also brainwashes it's people about the righteousness of it oppressing Tibet. poor tibet..... Nationalism is such a sad excuse for collective self-esteem :(
 

haze

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OR OR HERES A EVEN BETTER IDEA. just dont buy presents or deocrations. thats what i plan on doing when i actully have to pay for those kind of things and no iam not being greedy i dont expect others to give me presents when i dont give them any want to know what i expect people to give other people presents when they want to and if they dont want to then ied rather not recive something u spent all of 30 seconds looking for that you didnt want to spend your money on and that i dont want.
 

Quixote

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Yes today's China probably is more about social competition and ruthless capitalism than most other countries in the world.. but maybe Savage B. meant the old Maoist China, which wasn't a paradise either as far as I know..but true they didn't have to endure all the Christmas bla bla.
In any case, the worst still has to come as far I am concerned: New Year's Eve :roll: :wink:
 

SocialRetahd

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I found his post funny, until I read the farting in a jar thing. That was insanely dumb. I don't celebrate christmas anymore cause considering my current state, I could care less.
 
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