They inventeed an machine that costs a lot of money, it will be used to catch thiefs on streets, after two days the machine was stolen.
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The teacher asks juanito, if i cut one of your ears what ill happen?
Juanito: I will get half deaf
Teacher: And if i cut the other ear?
Juanito: I'll get blind!
The teacher says wow why is that juanito!!!!
Juanito: My glasses will fall fool
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Juanito and pablito are late for school today, they're always late and will get suspended if they dont' have a good reason to be late today. Pablito says i was dreaming that i was traveling to a lot of places and thats why i came late.
Teacher: and you juanito?
Juanito: I had to pick pablito from the airport
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In the Chemistry class the teachers asks pablito if i put my rolex watch in this liquid what will happen?
Pablito says it will dissolve, the teachers says very good, how you know that?
Pablito: You have just put it in...