Jokes

[durda_dan]

post some jokes.

here's one

a fairy tale
One day, a long long time ago there lived a woman who didn't complain bitch or nag, But it was a long time ago and it was only one day

The end.

 

[recluse]

How do Welshmen find sheep in long grass? ........Irresistable!

What brand of trainers do Chickens like?........Reeee,bok,bok,bok

I went to Blockbusters the other day and asked if i could rent 'Batman forever'..........The attendant told me ''No you have to bring it back the next day!''