Rise Against
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This is going to be hard to write without sounding judgmental, but i want to help him out...
A while ago i made a post about one of my friends. Well any ways, i have spent a little more time around him and im still not sure if he has a disorder like autism, but he is really different. He is a senior in high school. He is very smart, outgoing, and very confident, these are obviously good qualities... But be honest he is socially awkward. He is probably the horniest person i have ever met... picking up chicks is the ONLY thing he ever talks about. His "game plan" for getting a date is completly wrong... and i mean horribly, horribly wrong. Like he will walk up to a girl, flex his arms and say "Hey sexy, what do you think about my bulging biceps? You are the hottest girl i have ever seen, i go to bed thinking about you and wake up thinking about you... will you be my true love?" Then he will drop down and do push ups, thinking he will impress her (by the way, he doesnt do these things to be funny, he's serious...) He gets turned down and rejected all the time so you would think that he would realize that the "pimp" approach and the cheezy pick up lines don't work... but he continues to use them on a daily basis.
I think i should help him before he gets beat up or arrested for sexual harassment... lol. He isnt exactly the best looking guy in the world, so any tips on getting dates would probably help him out (im not the most knowledgeable when it comes to dating, but i think i could at least help him a little lol). Im not sure if i should talk to him about it because he is so happy and confident, i am worried that if i point out his "awkwardness" he will become self conscious and shy. What should i do...?
By the way, we are not close friends by any means, i just talk to him at track practice or on facebook every once in a while, so its not like i can just talk to him about anything.
A while ago i made a post about one of my friends. Well any ways, i have spent a little more time around him and im still not sure if he has a disorder like autism, but he is really different. He is a senior in high school. He is very smart, outgoing, and very confident, these are obviously good qualities... But be honest he is socially awkward. He is probably the horniest person i have ever met... picking up chicks is the ONLY thing he ever talks about. His "game plan" for getting a date is completly wrong... and i mean horribly, horribly wrong. Like he will walk up to a girl, flex his arms and say "Hey sexy, what do you think about my bulging biceps? You are the hottest girl i have ever seen, i go to bed thinking about you and wake up thinking about you... will you be my true love?" Then he will drop down and do push ups, thinking he will impress her (by the way, he doesnt do these things to be funny, he's serious...) He gets turned down and rejected all the time so you would think that he would realize that the "pimp" approach and the cheezy pick up lines don't work... but he continues to use them on a daily basis.
I think i should help him before he gets beat up or arrested for sexual harassment... lol. He isnt exactly the best looking guy in the world, so any tips on getting dates would probably help him out (im not the most knowledgeable when it comes to dating, but i think i could at least help him a little lol). Im not sure if i should talk to him about it because he is so happy and confident, i am worried that if i point out his "awkwardness" he will become self conscious and shy. What should i do...?
By the way, we are not close friends by any means, i just talk to him at track practice or on facebook every once in a while, so its not like i can just talk to him about anything.