black_mamba
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We are gathered here today in the social phobia world stadium to watch, and maybe even take part in, the...
Annual International Infantile Champshionships (the AIICs)
crowd woops and cheers
The heats compromise of various childish activites such as: burping, snot throwing, farting, cartoon watching, tantrum throwing, ice cream eating, finger painting and dressing up.
TAKE NOTE: All competitors will be individually screened for sugar consumption as high blood-sugar levels can help increase performance.
The rules for each round will be explained as we go along, first up: Burping.
Points will be awarded for the following:
Loudness (in decibels)
Pitch (lower the better)*
Smell (at the judges discretion) &
Duration (longer the better)
Any competitor who wishes to display his/her burping prowess may either type a realistic representation or, for the technically savvy, post a link to an audio file of them burping.
*Bonus points will allocated to any competitor who can burp a well-known song.
Begin burping!
Annual International Infantile Champshionships (the AIICs)
crowd woops and cheers
The heats compromise of various childish activites such as: burping, snot throwing, farting, cartoon watching, tantrum throwing, ice cream eating, finger painting and dressing up.
TAKE NOTE: All competitors will be individually screened for sugar consumption as high blood-sugar levels can help increase performance.
The rules for each round will be explained as we go along, first up: Burping.
Points will be awarded for the following:
Loudness (in decibels)
Pitch (lower the better)*
Smell (at the judges discretion) &
Duration (longer the better)
Any competitor who wishes to display his/her burping prowess may either type a realistic representation or, for the technically savvy, post a link to an audio file of them burping.
*Bonus points will allocated to any competitor who can burp a well-known song.
Begin burping!