I'm a little nervous but here goes...
Edited for erm... hmmm
superficial reasons ??
How can I hate women? my mother was one.
I don’t hate women, I love their bums.
If I mortify another girl, strike me down,
cause they rule my world. I spent my youth chasing
skirt, wasn’t very good, couldn’t flirt.
Now I'm happy, I have an s.a girl, she
moved a million miles to rock my world. They
complain about attention, toilet seats and
reverse parking ... cant think of anything
to rhyme with that...
Americans, Americans.. yankee doodle dan,
egotistical world ruler, frying in a pan.
Dominate the net and laugh at our culture,
we dont care because our figure head aint
no vulture (well actually... she kinda is).
Canadians can have her, Australians too,
We dont care, we brought Benny hill.... tOooo you.
Call us limey tea drinkers, scoff at Hugh grant,
You don’t understand the irony & pronounce aunt " ANT".
Tomato is t-o-m-a-r-t-o, "bathroom" is where you pee...
and, shit I need to go to work...
I miss you all alreadeeeee
Thankyou, cheers then/.