1. What side of the heart do you draw first?
I don't draw hearts.
2. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I can't remember, last time would've been decades ago.
3. What color is your razor?
Uh... metaly silver color.
4. What is your blood type?
I think I should know, but can't recall.
5. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Anyone who has a knife.
6. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I'm oblivious to any rumors.
7. How do you feel about carrots?
Carrots are boring.
8. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Don't have a table, I use a TV tray. There are three chairs in my dining room: one by the TV tray, one by the computer (which sits on the floor, while the monitor is on a different TV tray), and one to hold up my mouse board (a piece of what used to be a computer desk).
9. Which is the best Spice Girl?
I'm blissfully ignorant of spice girls.
10. Do you know what time it is?
1:48am [edit: 2:10am now. I demand you give me my 22 minutes back
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11. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Never seen the show, it sounded really stupid from ads.
12. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
If I was stuck alone in an elevator, I'd happily sit in the corner a few hours. If stuck with other people I'd probably freak out, but that's why I always take the stairs.
13. What's your favorite kind of gum?
I was probably 8 when I last tried gum. Don't remember.
14. All's fair in love and war.
Is not.
15. Do you have a crush on anyone?
All depends on your definitions.
16. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
A few.
17. Do you like to sleep?
I hate sleep, because my dreams are even more hideously boring than real life.
18. Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings Time?
I think Arizona may be one.
19. Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Never heard of the song.
20. Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
Absolutely not, I want a car that doesn't attract attention. It would be nice to have one that can make it up a hill without slowing to a crawl though.
21. What's something you've always wanted?
I want a pacific island.
22. Do you have hairy legs?
They're healthy, yes, no cancer treatments to make hair fall out.
23. What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for?
Sounds like a salute to Fidel Castro.
24. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I don't swim for fear of being seen, but I guess I'd take the ocean with a gun to my head.
25. Do you wear a lot of black?
Used to, not much anymore.
26. Describe your hair.
Black, straight, short.
27. Do you have Entomophobia?
No.
28. Are you an adult?
Technically.
29. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
On the internet.
30. Do you have a tan?
No.
31. Are you addicted to TV?
I don't have a TV, I just watch TV shows on the internet.
32. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Usually, I guess, but I hardly ever spend any time with her.
33. Are you a sugar freak?
Sugar is great.
35. What sign are you?
"Yield"
36. Where do you wish you were right now?
A fabulous mansion on a tropical island.
37. Who did you copy this from????
flakeybark
38. How do you know them?
This website.
39. Have you kissed anyone in the past week?
Nor the last lifetime, of course not.
40. What are your plans for the weekend?
Hopefully I'll get some work done.
So, what happened to #34?