Volcano
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I just burst out laughing at a jogger in the street.
She wasn't fat, just mildly overweight, just over the point of voluptuousness. The sort where your eyes are drawn. She was wearing a very tight fitting stretch top.
I was trying to not look at her as she jogged directly towards me.
Which made me smile. I can't help siling sometimes. I'm like a dog that can't stop it's tail from wagging, I never learned how to do it.
I tried not to smile and just found it increasingly difficult to the point that I just burst out laughing with that classic teenage snigger and I ran off.
Normally I could never run in public, because that's too embarrasing, but today I ran.
I feel really bad. She may never jog again. I may have started her on a course to become jabba the huttess. I hope not.
She was still jogging when I looked back.
Why can't I control my stupid smiling face an burst out laughing!!!!!!!!????
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(BTW if that was any of you I just laughed at, sorry.)
I just burst out laughing at a jogger in the street.
She wasn't fat, just mildly overweight, just over the point of voluptuousness. The sort where your eyes are drawn. She was wearing a very tight fitting stretch top.
I was trying to not look at her as she jogged directly towards me.
Which made me smile. I can't help siling sometimes. I'm like a dog that can't stop it's tail from wagging, I never learned how to do it.
I tried not to smile and just found it increasingly difficult to the point that I just burst out laughing with that classic teenage snigger and I ran off.
Normally I could never run in public, because that's too embarrasing, but today I ran.
I feel really bad. She may never jog again. I may have started her on a course to become jabba the huttess. I hope not.
She was still jogging when I looked back.
Why can't I control my stupid smiling face an burst out laughing!!!!!!!!????
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(BTW if that was any of you I just laughed at, sorry.)