I am evil

Volcano

Member
:evil:

I just burst out laughing at a jogger in the street.

She wasn't fat, just mildly overweight, just over the point of voluptuousness. The sort where your eyes are drawn. She was wearing a very tight fitting stretch top.
I was trying to not look at her as she jogged directly towards me.

Which made me smile. I can't help siling sometimes. I'm like a dog that can't stop it's tail from wagging, I never learned how to do it.

I tried not to smile and just found it increasingly difficult to the point that I just burst out laughing with that classic teenage snigger and I ran off.
Normally I could never run in public, because that's too embarrasing, but today I ran.
I feel really bad. She may never jog again. I may have started her on a course to become jabba the huttess. I hope not.
She was still jogging when I looked back.

Why can't I control my stupid smiling face an burst out laughing!!!!!!!!????

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(BTW if that was any of you I just laughed at, sorry.)
 

SocialButterSlip

Well-known member
Volcano said:
:evil:

I just burst out laughing at a jogger in the street.

She wasn't fat, just mildly overweight, just over the point of voluptuousness. The sort where your eyes are drawn. She was wearing a very tight fitting stretch top.
I was trying to not look at her as she jogged directly towards me.

Which made me smile. I can't help siling sometimes. I'm like a dog that can't stop it's tail from wagging, I never learned how to do it.

I tried not to smile and just found it increasingly difficult to the point that I just burst out laughing with that classic teenage snigger and I ran off.
Normally I could never run in public, because that's too embarrasing, but today I ran.
I feel really bad. She may never jog again. I may have started her on a course to become jabba the huttess. I hope not.
She was still jogging when I looked back.

Why can't I control my stupid smiling face an burst out laughing!!!!!!!!????

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(BTW if that was any of you I just laughed at, sorry.)

That's no laughing matter, she could've eaten you.
 
Hey man, you're one evil monster. I also would have punched you in the face, as well as beat your head in with a hammer!!! DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Carstuar

Well-known member
Kien said:
Carstuar said:
If that had been me you laughed at, one of us would've ended up badly beaten, I'm sure.
You are evil. >:{


"I wish we could see into the future of peoples lives when they are born. Then we could kill all babies who's going to be bad people. Robbers, bullying kids, murderers etc. Just put a gun at the baby's head."

O hello. :>
 
If I saw the same person I would probably direct anger inwards at myself that this person has the motivation to run and try and change their life, and probably will, while I just sit on my ass wanting things to change, while not having drive to.
 

kyle

Banned
Volcano said:
:evil:

I just burst out laughing at a jogger in the street.

She wasn't fat, just mildly overweight, just over the point of voluptuousness. The sort where your eyes are drawn. She was wearing a very tight fitting stretch top.
I was trying to not look at her as she jogged directly towards me.

Which made me smile. I can't help siling sometimes. I'm like a dog that can't stop it's tail from wagging, I never learned how to do it.

I tried not to smile and just found it increasingly difficult to the point that I just burst out laughing with that classic teenage snigger and I ran off.
Normally I could never run in public, because that's too embarrasing, but today I ran.
I feel really bad. She may never jog again. I may have started her on a course to become jabba the huttess. I hope not.
She was still jogging when I looked back.

Why can't I control my stupid smiling face an burst out laughing!!!!!!!!????

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(BTW if that was any of you I just laughed at, sorry.)

that's happened to me before. I call it "nervous laughter'
 

2Crowded

Well-known member
That is why I would run on treadmill if I decided to run.....obviously she dont have SA most likely....so it may not bother her like it would me to be laughed at in that situation.

But hey I dont think that was nice of you to laugh at her....I think you should make her your new jogging partner atleast for one day if she dont mind your existance after what you did....that way you could say you are sorry for laughing at her before hand & then explain why you did...unless you dont care at all about hurting other people's feelings of course...then you truely must be evil & you yourself deserve to be laughed at..

:roll:
 
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