Get some BALLS people!

Starry

Well-known member
I shouldn't do this but oh well, I can't resist... It's Wimbledon fortnight, so...

New balls please!
 

maggie

Well-known member
k_rage said:
Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! :lol: :twisted:
well, maybe in some fantasy world..having balls would cure this...i'm almost certain that testicles have absolutely nothing to do with anxiety or phobias :wink: ..your 'advice' stinks...seriously, in the real world, people have real problems..grow up man :roll:
 

Emma

Well-known member
Get some BALLS people!

After you :evil:

You certainly like balls don't you? Maybe you don't have any and you stare out your window wishing for a set of balls to call your own? :evil: :twisted:
 

rubius

Active member
All this talk about balls. Hmm... Do I detect a touch of repressed latent homosexual obsession? That could explain all of his "rage". :lol:
 

rpm2004

Member
Hey,that's not a bad idea!

*Obtains testicles forthrightly and precedes to consume them with dijon mustard.*
 
k_rage said:
Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! :lol: :twisted:

oh my god..what a complete and utter loser. Why is it that the nice people have all these horrible problems...and the downright ignorant and evil people have it all? This world is one big fat mess
 

Doomed2Die

Well-known member
I'm probally not going to click that link....

[Edit] Oh snap. How..? Is that..? WHAT? o_0 WHAT THE HELL...
[Double Edit] *insert stunned silence*

Regardless, this is a pointless thread. And I have little to say what others have not already said.
 
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
(Ball sucker)
 

Infected_Malignity

Well-known member
(Fuck. I keep depleting my posting power)

Too many slaves in this world
Die by torture and pain
Too many people do not see
Theyre killing themselves - going insane

Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Watch the damned (God bless ya)
Theyre gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you cant stop them (God bless ya)
Theyre coming to get you
And then youll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
Youll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all

One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink your blood
And tear yourself to pieces

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
Theyre gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you cant stop them (God bless ya)
Theyre coming to get you
And then youll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
Youll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

Come on man, lets stand up all over the world
Lets plug a bomb in everyones arse
If they dont keep us alive - were gonna fight for the right

Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and youre saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
Theyre gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you cant stop them (God bless ya)
Theyre coming to get you
And then youll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
 

AsHLeY

Well-known member
Are you kidding me, k_rage??
That is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read ~ can't wait for your next journal of "knowledge!" :roll:
Hurry now~ post another, so we can all hang on your every word! :wink:
How did you become so knowledgeable? You're expertise amazes us all! :lol:
Seriously....wtf :?:
 
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