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Anonymous

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I was cured yesterday..............i just materbated and felt so good after............i still feel good............i am cured.....................try it everybody
 

Anonymous

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masterbated..if anyone is wondering...........buy a really hot porn movie....strip nude....get some lotion........and just sit there and wash away the SP with every stroke.....try it....it worked for me..i dunno if it will work for you, better ask a med.
 

Anonymous

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That's disgusting. Girls can't do that anyway, can we, so that wouldn't work for us. Even if I could, I would rather have SA forever than watch a porn movie. Well...probably. Don't you have any dignity? I've always wondered...What are those X-rated video stores like? I probably don't even want to know what kind of people work in those places. 8O
 

LilMissTragic

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Masterbation is a very normal part of life. If it really did cure SP then I would do it...but its just so god damn boring...lol.
Girls cant masterbate???...lol....OMG, so what was it I was doing when I was a teen????...lol.
 

Anonymous

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HiApe: You're not missing out on much by skipping the pornos... they're really not all that interesting (though there are people who find them all too interesting!). Along with strip clubs and the like, I never understood why anyone would pay to look at what they could have for free (and without all the degradation!) with a partner! ;)

Otherwise, I wonder why this forum seems to be attracting a larger-than-usual number of idiots lately... witness the writer of this thread and the various reincarnations of the Loser Formerly Known as Two Words. ;)

If masturbation could cure SP, there wouldn't be a single shy man in the world. ;) :p At best it just keeps one from cencentrating on one's lack of a sex life for a little while afterwards. ;)

You know, I should just stop replying to this thread now. ;)
 

Anonymous

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forgot to mention....while u are masterbating you must have somthing stuck in your ass for this to work, includes but not limited to carrots, plastic bottels...etc, in rare cases tremor was reported while using this method.
 

Anonymous

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and, I'd like to know how you figured this method out...It's creative, but very disgusting. (porn movies, nudity, lotion, carrots in your butt...? where do people come up with this kind of stuff?) The fact that you've bothered to post it makes it sound like a cry for attention to me. :roll:
 

Anonymous

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HiApeNest said:
and, I'd like to know how you figured this method out...It's creative, but very disgusting. (porn movies, nudity, lotion, carrots in your butt...? where do people come up with this kind of stuff?)

He watches porno movies; therefore he does not have to "come up" with this stuff. The directors already did.
 

Anonymous

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No really, im cured but I have NP now , I get so nervous around nude people, is that normal? I start sweeting and having an erection even if they are male. please help what do i have, my doctor refuses to see me now.
 

Anonymous

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Masturbation will not cure SP. I can tell you this from experience. I used to masterbate almost daily years before I became an SP. I still masturbate sometimes, and it cures nothing. It only makes me forget my problems for about 5 minutes, but like doing any other drug, the problems always return. So, no, masturbation is not the cure people. :cry:
 

Anonymous

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new born said:
No really, im cured but I have NP now , I get so nervous around nude people, is that normal? I start sweeting and having an erection even if they are male. please help what do i have, my doctor refuses to see me now.

Here's a novel idea: Avoid nude people. I haven't seen a nude person since my brother was little enough to run around with his clothes off. If nude people bother you, stay away from them. For starters, you can stop watching porn movies. That should help a lot. I think your doctor probably refuses to see you, because you are an idiot. I'm not trained in the medical field, but I'm pretty sure I'm qualified enough to diagnose you with Stupid Sicko Disorder.
 

Tris

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I know what you could do about this problem...GROW UP!


atleast we all know there are worse things that could happen to us other then having SA, you could be an immature dumba$$ and have nothing better to do with your time then post about masterbation, pornos and carrots.
atleast i got a laugh out of all this!
 

Yossarian

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You really are new born if sexual references are still the height of your wit.
Are masterbation and nudity really that novel for you? If they are may I recommend your time be better spent watching the Teletubbies.
 
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