Ban the person above you.

^Banned for not sharing her LSD!

Banned because LSD means Large strawberry danish.

^ Banned for knowing what LSD means.

Banned for assuming LSD can be shared!

^Banned for making assumptions :idontknow:

Banned for not being condescending.

banned for assualting the professional make up artists with several skittles and a bb gun

Banned for dying your hair fluorescent pink.

banned for spit-shining the door handles of all the public toilets in finland

^Banned for drinking pink Cola and not bathing in a week after dying your hair fluorescent pink while eating peanut butter and jam.

Banned for having a pet tarantula.

Banned for shoplifting twelve goldfish in a coffee cup

Banned for failing to observe the correct protocol at a bowling alley.

Banned for using greek yoghurt as shaving cream

Banned for misinterpreting what the Vicar said.

Banned for using passive aggressive posters in the ladies change rooms at target

Banned for stalking Justin Beiber fans outside KIDS R US

Banned for creating a paper mache unicorn and holding up the drivethru queue at Red Rooster

Banned for being in a punk rock band. May the road rise with you.

Banned for running on the wrong side of the road.