Aphorisms

[Gadfly]

Quote or create your own. I prefer the latter.

Imaginary relationships tend to require real restraining orders.

 

[Gadfly]

A rant is a whine bellowed.

 

[Gadfly]

One man's troll is anothers' droll.

 

[BlueDays]

Age either transfigures or petrifies.

 

[jaim38]

one man's trash is another man's gold.

 

[Gadfly]

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day" - Some other guy

 

[Gadfly]

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail." Benjamin Franklin channeling Oprah.

 

[Gadfly]

"Hunger is the best spice."

 

[Hellhound]

"Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday."