mikebird
Banned
I don't mind saying. Proud of it. Minor... maybe these are standard for all
Cos I always hated hot things my parents would give me; hot drink
I'd start by using the lips to suck the drink into the mouth making a bubbling(?) noise to inhale cold air at the same time, to cool the drink. Also to control a full vessel, up to the brim, avoiding spilling, getting the first bit done. Doing this makes everyone in a bar scared of me. Pulling faces like they're shocked. Maybe it's in my head. It makes me scared of them. Same with any beer. Always sucking lots to empty the glass before carrying from the bar. They think I'm breathing it into the lungs? I stand at the bar, reaching down from above, like a giraffe, as my eyes tracks others nearby, getting nervous. They think, 'eeehhhh!' Froowwn!!
Anything that touches my chin makes me hiccup a lot, for a long time. Any razor gets me like that, needing to hold breath in for a long time to stop it. Can take hours to stop, out the door. Keeps going.
What I really like is when a girl listens to me about oddities.
Then on the sofa, some might reach gently with fingertip to tap the chin and withdraw cheekily, as if I didn't notice. We'd smile and she'd say 'no' it doesn't always happen. It's not that bad.
Then I'd bounce up from the sofa beyond my control. It's an uncontrolled reflex. In the tummy. A sinister tweak. Then she's hold and kiss, to make me relax
Cos I always hated hot things my parents would give me; hot drink
I'd start by using the lips to suck the drink into the mouth making a bubbling(?) noise to inhale cold air at the same time, to cool the drink. Also to control a full vessel, up to the brim, avoiding spilling, getting the first bit done. Doing this makes everyone in a bar scared of me. Pulling faces like they're shocked. Maybe it's in my head. It makes me scared of them. Same with any beer. Always sucking lots to empty the glass before carrying from the bar. They think I'm breathing it into the lungs? I stand at the bar, reaching down from above, like a giraffe, as my eyes tracks others nearby, getting nervous. They think, 'eeehhhh!' Froowwn!!
Anything that touches my chin makes me hiccup a lot, for a long time. Any razor gets me like that, needing to hold breath in for a long time to stop it. Can take hours to stop, out the door. Keeps going.
What I really like is when a girl listens to me about oddities.
Then on the sofa, some might reach gently with fingertip to tap the chin and withdraw cheekily, as if I didn't notice. We'd smile and she'd say 'no' it doesn't always happen. It's not that bad.
Then I'd bounce up from the sofa beyond my control. It's an uncontrolled reflex. In the tummy. A sinister tweak. Then she's hold and kiss, to make me relax
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