A completley random poem i just made up, lol

Rise Against

Well-known member
Lol i am really bored...

So once there was a girl named Thor
and Thor met a senor
they made love by a door
what a, a little whore
well that little whore,
ran out the door
and slipped on an apple core
getting up off the floor
was sure a chore
next thing she knew she had torn what she wore
because she had slipped on that,
that apple core
so she cried out and screamed more
and more
and guess what came to rescue Thor?
why, it was a big fat bore! (as in a wild pig)
and that big fat bore ate the rotten apple core
Thor cheered out in galore

The End
 

Harleyq

Well-known member
lol it reminds me of the canterbury tales

*shudder* I've been forced to learn how to read Middle English. The Canterbury Tales are the bane of my existence right now.

I thought the poem was awesome. I love stories like this..can't go wrong with pork!
 
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