Rise Against
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Lol i am really bored...
So once there was a girl named Thor
and Thor met a senor
they made love by a door
what a, a little whore
well that little whore,
ran out the door
and slipped on an apple core
getting up off the floor
was sure a chore
next thing she knew she had torn what she wore
because she had slipped on that,
that apple core
so she cried out and screamed more
and more
and guess what came to rescue Thor?
why, it was a big fat bore! (as in a wild pig)
and that big fat bore ate the rotten apple core
Thor cheered out in galore
The End
So once there was a girl named Thor
and Thor met a senor
they made love by a door
what a, a little whore
well that little whore,
ran out the door
and slipped on an apple core
getting up off the floor
was sure a chore
next thing she knew she had torn what she wore
because she had slipped on that,
that apple core
so she cried out and screamed more
and more
and guess what came to rescue Thor?
why, it was a big fat bore! (as in a wild pig)
and that big fat bore ate the rotten apple core
Thor cheered out in galore
The End