10 things you want to do before you die

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Jael

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Mmmm...
1. Learn Saxophone!
2. See whales in Iceland!
3. See Harijuku girls in Japan!
4. Dye my hair bright pink.
5. Get a whole back tattoo!
6. Wear a cocktail dress and drink colourful cocktails in a fab apartment in NY.
7. Be happy...really happy.
8. Spend one day not feeling like i'm in jail with SP
9. Fall into someone's arms and know they really love me.
10. Feel honestly glad to just be alive.
 
Lorraine Manca

Lorraine Manca

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iamthenra said:
Ban all knives... They get up on there own and kill.... They are so dangerous... We must protect everyone from all knives... so I propose we have registration for all knives and they all must be locked away in safes and away from children... If a child is injured or injures others, we must prosecute the parents for leaving the knife within their reach... All knives must have a lockable sheath, to prevent unauthorized use... furthermore all knife owners must have their photo's and fingerprints taken and stored with the registration of all knives... He he he he he he ... My bad? :D
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its true! they should be banned! it completely ruins the sportsman ship and satisfaction of doing that kind of thing with your bare hands. its as lame using steroids in baseball.
 
Lorraine Manca

Lorraine Manca

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popeth said:
1. Have something I've written published/broadcast. If all else fails I'd settle for graffiti in a public convenience, SA-permitting.
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hell yeah! i never thought about that before but yeah if no one will publish you, you mine as well force your art on somebody whos like takin a dump in a public bathroom or something. right under the typical "so and so is a whore and maturbates" message you could write your thoughts on life, death, and cheese.
 
iamthenra

iamthenra

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1 Have sex with a pretty lady...
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10 Have sex with a pretty lady...

:D:D
 
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Banvard

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iamthenra said:
1 Have sex with a pretty lady...
2 Have sex with a pretty lady...
3 Have sex with a pretty lady...
4 Have sex with a pretty lady...
5 Have sex with a pretty lady...
6 Have sex with a pretty lady...
7 Have sex with a pretty lady...
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9 Have sex with a pretty lady...
10 Have sex with a pretty lady...

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Is that all you think about when you're over 40? ::p:
 
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Banvard

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1. Destroy Religion
2. Visit another planet
3. Meet other lifeforms
4. Write my books
5. Invade Scotland
6. Fall in love
7. Watch the Godfather Trilogy on the big screen
8. Tell everyone how much I hate them
9. Can one do ballet being fat?
10. Split my soul into horcruxes
 
Lorraine Manca

Lorraine Manca

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iamthenra said:
1 Have sex with a pretty lady...
2 Have sex with a pretty lady...
3 Have sex with a pretty lady...
4 Have sex with a pretty lady...
5 Have sex with a pretty lady...
6 Have sex with a pretty lady...
7 Have sex with a pretty lady...
8 Have sex with a pretty lady...
9 Have sex with a pretty lady...
10 Have sex with a pretty lady...

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lol hey at least you know what you want in life, a lot of people dont know what they want!
 
iamthenra

iamthenra

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Banvard said:
Is that all you think about when you're over 40? ::p:
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It's all I could think about for the last 32 years of my life... The shrinks think that I have: "sexual obsessive compulsive disorder" or just a fancy way of saying perv eh? Can't see how that can be when you have absolutely no experiences???? Weird..... Kind of thought that is what happens when you never get something for a while you build it up so big in your mind that it's like winning the lottery or something huge! Since thinking about sex for so long without ever getting it, sex has become the size of Alaska or maybe even the size of Africa... It's larger than life itself! If I ever do get it, I am going to be greatly disappointed I am sure of it... :D
 
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iamthenra said:
It's all I could think about for the last 32 years of my life... The shrinks think that I have: "sexual obsessive compulsive disorder" or just a fancy way of saying perv eh? Can't see how that can be when you have absolutely no experiences???? Weird..... Kind of thought that is what happens when you never get something for a while you build it up so big in your mind that it's like winning the lottery or something huge! Since thinking about sex for so long without ever getting it, sex has become the size of Alaska or maybe even the size of Africa... It's larger than life itself! If I ever do get it, I am going to be greatly disappointed I am sure of it... :D
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Well, it's like that line from '40 Year Old Virgin' "You're putting the - another word for cat - on the pedestal." I've noticed those who've had sex, say it's nothing special, but of course they will say that. Get too much of something, eventually you will get bored. Starting to get bored with the idea of finding love, and I'm only 26. By the time I'm your age, I reckon it'll be fully out of my system.
 
iamthenra

iamthenra

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Banvard said:
I'm only 26. By the time I'm your age, I reckon it'll be fully out of my system.
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I wouldn't count on it being out of your system.... In fact for me the further away from 20 I get, the more panic stricken I become. So much internal stress as I age because my attraction for the 20 something crowd has never changed since I was young in my teens... I find that odd, that my body grows but my mind doesn't? Or at least my age of attraction doesn't... Which I don't understand very well... I know that the shrinks were trying to help me with this, but I would always counter with why does any of the nude magazines only have young looking guys and gals in their magazines??? BECAUSE THEY LOOK GREAT!!! Duh? Doesn't everyone want someone that is physically attractive at least once in their life? I see this "fantasy" slipping away the older I get and quite honestly scares me to death. After obsessing over it for so long and wanting this I can't let it go. I kind of feel like a dog chasing my tail, stuck in a infinite loop of obsessing that I cannot break out of. I know it's hopeless, but I still can't give up on the idea of it anyways... Actually making it happen will probably never occur...unless I meet some aggressive woman who clubs me over the head and drags me off to her cave and has her way with me, which I highly doubt... ::(:
 
Lorraine Manca

Lorraine Manca

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iamthenra said:
I know it's hopeless, but I still can't give up on the idea of it anyways... Actually making it happen will probably never occur...unless I meet some aggressive woman who clubs me over the head and drags me off to her cave and has her way with me, which I highly doubt... ::(:
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if the thought makes ya happy, who cares? hold it. its completely possible anymay, there's tons of indiscriminate women out there, some of them happen to be young and pretty. you just want to make sure you get out of dodge before its too late if anything aint right upstairs!
 
combat

combat

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Sex?!? Hell, I'm content with baby steps, so kissing a woman would be a satisfying start for me.
 
iamthenra

iamthenra

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Lorraine Manca said:
if the thought makes ya happy, who cares? hold it. its completely possible anymay, there's tons of indiscriminate women out there, some of them happen to be young and pretty. you just want to make sure you get out of dodge before its too late if anything aint right upstairs!
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Thank you! But I know what my odds are...since I can't even approach someone to just say "hello"... SA is the kiss of death when it comes to dating. Even the thought of finding someone scares me, because I don't even know what to say or do or whatnot. I need a manual or something that I can read while on the date and or relationship... Just ignore me, I keep saying this same thing over and over because it is what is on my mind all the time. Just a timid creature afraid of his own shadow... Just ignore my rants, it will never change anyways... My sister got tired of me saying this all the time and she wanted me to pursue the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and get it out of my system. She doesn't have anxiety like I do, otherwise I might have considered it since I don't ever see things changing and actually getting a girl friend on my own without some divine intervention, it just isn't' going to happen. Like I said just ignore me, my family does because I say this all the time. ::(:
 
Lorraine Manca

Lorraine Manca

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you ought to become a professor then. for some inexplicable reason twenty somethings go to them like a magnet. one professor was about five feet tall, 110, stuttered and of all things he was named dr. vulnerable. ( it wasnt spelled that way). he ended up marrying one of the students as soon as she graduated. i guess he was prince charming to her!
 
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