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This happened to me a couple of days ago. Then the person tried to act like nothing happened. LOL. What an idiot. Suffice it to say, I'm not going go out of my way to be nice to this person any longer.

You know what, I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna act how I'm gonna act. Despite my best efforts to be a good person, people are still gonna find something about me they don't like. If fucking people don't like the way I behave they can leave the room and take their cuntiness with them. Fuck em...

I was hanging out with some people the other day having a good time, but have started to notice that one of my fellow compatriots really likes to argue his viewpoints. I notice that a lot of guys do this; they are so sure in their opinions and are loud about them. I've never understood this...

I think I'm learning that you can't socialize successfully as an American (maybe any nationality) man without thick skin and some form of aggression embedded into your sociability. Your only other options are to be pushed around, or at the very least, be seen as weak. And the other dismal...

People that aggressively need to be right (and are so sure they are right, when they are not) are so extremely annoying. That sounds really relaxing and awesome!

On the upside, being that exhausted and immediately falling asleep is one of the best feelings in existence.

I often have a running thought that underscores the rest of my thinking: that I am going to get fucked over by someone else no matter what I do. Could be my best friend. Could be my partner. Could be a coworker. Could be my parents. There is a chance that any of these relationships might end or...

I feel surprisingly better today. All it took was some sleep and a fun text from a friend. No, fuck you, Brain.

Things are going well. Don't fuck it up by overthinking, fuckhead. Brain: Fuck you.

I didn't know you were Fancy Julian Assange.

@FountainandFairfax Well, Did you ?

I see that man is stuck in a pretty tight game of assgrab.

I think many of them are actually pretty bright (with a few brickheads here and there, just like any profession). They just want power, or, in some cases, they want to truly make a difference. 🤔

Sounds about right to me! It's a two party system. Dems and Republicans. No one else gets a shot.

Rest in peace man.

Sounds very familiar. Whenever I feel pressured in IRL conversation, I end up sounding foolish probably 75% of the time. It's like I can't organize my thoughts and they all come out silly. I have no idea how Bush was before the presidency, probably because I was a kid, but I believe you.

Yeah I much preferred Bernie Sanders over anyone else, but he's "too progressive" apparently for most people. 🤷‍♂️

I'm just kidding on both counts. Take a dump, take a crap, take a shit are all valid in Murica. 💩

It's "manifesting a crap"