No, I'm in NEW England. You know, the one that thinks they're like England but they're not? I'm in year 10. I do plan on going to University in the UK though.
Where's Edmonton? Is that up north or something? I have no ideas about Canada.
No, I'm American, but I have a sister who speaks German. I could probably ask her. I'll let you know. But the word for f**k (don't ask me how I know this) is "fick".