What I Mostly Want in Life is...

[mikebird]

A piece of sliced bread that doesn't have a big hole in it so that my sandwich doesn't fall apart as I begin eating it

 

[WeirdyMcGee]

...don't make your sandwiches with bagels, then?

oh-- was that a metaphor?
um...

 

[mikebird]

I wasn't ready for that!

You're talented! You're quick

Bagels don't fall apart.

My bread supplier have given up with gluten