use your surroundings to your advantage

[freestylemonster]

Alright so I hung out with a couple of girls on Saturday. We went to the pool, then to a movie, then to the mall. I talk to one of them on msn all the time and we text each other too. The other one I don't know too well.

So we were at the pool, and as usual I was sitting on the sidelines being all depressed about how I was too anxious or shy or whatever to say anything. Then it hit me! If I tried a bit harder to include myself my depressed feelings would go away!

I figured we were in a pool, so I'd start a splash fight or something...Great success!!! Then they went into the hot tub and I went to the bathroom to get a drink of water from the tap. To my surprise I noticed a HUGE booger hanging out of my nose!!!!! At first I was like "Oh god that's why my friend was looking at me and smiling..." Then I realized I could use this to my advantage!!!

I went out, looked at both of them and said "sooooooo were you planning on telling me I had a huge booger hanging outa my nose???" I got them both laughing!!

The moral of this story?

LOOK AT YOUR SURROUNDINGS, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT OR DO!

And laugh at yourself sometimes! Make jokes at your own expense! Girls love that!!!

 

[sabbath92003]

the booger method?

hmm, i doubt this works often

congrats on getting two girls wet though!

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