kyle
Banned
I was at a football game yesterday, and went to the men's room in the first quarter. There were dozens of people there, and a bit of a lineup. I got to the pisser, and I realized that I couldn't take a leak! I was literally praying to God that he let me pee. I must have been at the urinal for 5 minutes.
I was thinking of everything, from hot milk to waterfalls. It was really embarrassing. Then I started thinking about the girl at work who always is playful and flirts with me (she wanted me to "crack" her back by giving her a bearhug, and I did and it lasted 15 sec since she kept saying higher...lower...etc). After I thought of her I definitely could not pee, since I had an erection!
Anyway, to make a long story short, I decided to concentrate on the NHL highlights I had seen earlier, and eventually I became limp. It was embarrassing because I couldn't pee and hopefully nobody noticed me just standing there.
Has anyone had difficulty "relieving" themselves when they went to a public washroom? it has happened to me a bunch of times before as well.
I was thinking of everything, from hot milk to waterfalls. It was really embarrassing. Then I started thinking about the girl at work who always is playful and flirts with me (she wanted me to "crack" her back by giving her a bearhug, and I did and it lasted 15 sec since she kept saying higher...lower...etc). After I thought of her I definitely could not pee, since I had an erection!
Anyway, to make a long story short, I decided to concentrate on the NHL highlights I had seen earlier, and eventually I became limp. It was embarrassing because I couldn't pee and hopefully nobody noticed me just standing there.
Has anyone had difficulty "relieving" themselves when they went to a public washroom? it has happened to me a bunch of times before as well.