Kat
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He farts and sings good ole mountain dew and he does this amazing thing that you wouldn't think was possible his breath smells just as bad as his farts. He picks his nose and eats my snot. He scratches his ass then wipes the juice everywhere yet he is paranoid about chemicals and then goes and downloads dirty crap. He wants to spend money all the time even though we don't have much he has none and I am on a pension he spent some of his and borrowed some from his mum to come and be with me in Australia he is from America. He loves his attention and doesn’t want to be one second away from me. So you can imagine how hard it will be when he will have to go back to America possibly with out me. He has his flaws but there is a lot of good about him too he is very caring and loyal he is funny and should be on tv and he always make me feel special and I think true love is to love someone for flaws and all. We are having to jump through all kind of hoops so he can stay in Australia it's probably not likely going to happen just yet because we don't have the money to do so. I suggested we start up a business but he is not too sure about it because he thinks it wont be successful. I wish he was a bit more positive about that. We don’t have much options but he doesn’t want to do something like ironing. He wants me to go back to America with him and I don’t think I can. He thinks I can I don’t know what to tell him it will kill me to lose him but I don’t feel like I am ready to go back with him and meet his family. We would have to go through the same stuff with the immigration department in America as we did with the Australian one and you know what else. Just a little tip if someone from America was trying to migrate to Australia they make it almost impossible for Americans to come to Australia unless they have saved up 20 odd thousand dollars first but there is this program if you are aged 18 to 30 that allows you stay for 4 months and work it’s called the work holiday visa make sure you look it up on the net before you come because we talked to several different people about it and we got told different things some of the people at the migration office didn’t even know about it. We couldn’t do that visa either because my fiancée will be 31 at the end of May and he had to be out of the country to apply for it. It makes me mad that these people didn’t know what they were talking about and now my fiancée has to go back and leave once again. I have social phobia should I be brave and fly ten thousand miles with this romantic fart machine to America? :? 8O 
