The Story with no name

Scottish_Player

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I look at my dog
How i wish i could be so much like her
She dosent care who is outside
She walks about without a care in the world
And socialises with others of her own kind with no problems
Anxiety? what is that she asks me.
Never mind i say to her, you dont need to know about it
She has nothing that stops her from getting to sleep at night
Does she care if people look at her? No
What are they looking at she asks me
I tell her they are looking at me because of how my hair is
Because of the clothes i have on, and because of how i look
On the walk i tell her i dont want to go that way, she asks me why?
Because i might see some people i know and i will have to talk to them
So whats the problem she says just talk to them
Its not that easy i explained
 

Scottish_Player

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black_mamba said:
I bet shes busy writing her version of that story as we speak, I wonder how that would go...? :lol:

LMAO

Oh how i wish i could be like my master
He sits at his comp all day doing fcuk all
He can do the toilet inside the house and never needs to go out...

lol
 

black_mamba

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LoooL!!

Why does he want me to walk down this street?
He says its because its empty
I say great, that way no one gets to see me dump


:lol:
 

black_mamba

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I have images of you both talking to each other telepathically.

Look, its either that or you start barking in public...arf arf?
 

blubs

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My dog always goes in the long grass
she is quite shy!

she is probably thinking

"Why does my owner
Make up songs
About me
Hasn't she got
Anything better to do!"

my favourite is......
"She's got a button nose
And little starfish toes..."
(sung to the tune of Button Moon)
 

black_mamba

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blubs said:
My dog always goes in the long grass
she is quite shy!

she is probably thinking

"Why does my owner
Make up songs
About me
Hasn't she got
Anything better to do!"

:lol:

I think the spider in the corner of my lounge is thinking; lazy cow. I have to spin webs to feed my 10 children, catch flies and be back in time for EastEnders! She just sits around all day thinking...

Animals are weird. 8O
 

blubs

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Thats not true...

the spider in the corner is looking at you thinking.....

"She looks MASSIVE! Can I take her? She'll feed me for a year!"
 

black_mamba

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Why? Do you think that pathetic little 8 legged freak is gonna eat me?

Or even worse, the spider will kill me, cover me in digestive juices and leave me to marinate for a few weeks...

:lol:
 

black_mamba

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I can't see mrs spider now, so either she read this post and got cold feet or I accidently swallowed her whilst snoring. 8O

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