father's dead career since
The Four Word Game
he'd gotten fired after
messing with the buttons
on the achy breaky
fart noise machine, though
her upstart periscope, and
her freshly painted submarine
are both having serious
mechanical issues, because they
were made of cardboard
, covered in green jelly.
Went a bit soggy
after the Bangers tour
when all the tiny
little trumps spat the
"Star Spangled Banner" out
Of their fat backsides
, while juggling with a
oversized tortoise shell and
everyone who witnessed this