high altar of martyrdom.
The Four Word Game
Following these events, the
only lobster who ever
crawled from the boil
managed to hitchhike back
up the same tree
and whilst in the
pink suspenders he purchased
a rather shiny leather
Jacket for his next
appointment with Count Dracula
and his new wife
Countess Miley Cyrus Dracula
with her crystal wrecking
balls, plural... that's right
had just forgotten her
case of very rare
tongue depressors, that she
had last used during
a séance for her