the alternative option of
The Four Word Game
than a frontal lobotomy
which would make serving
hopping on one leg
rather awkward, because one
stumble and suddenly all
the tin soldiers fell
Into the sticky broth
which was spilt over
by the clumsy cook.
That cooks' name was
obliterated from all records
but not cd's, so
his name was revealed
to the official standards
For Humane Lobster Boiling,
thereby altering the perception
of Aliens, who might
want to punish him
for crimes against the