SPW Astrologer

sabbath

Banned
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
The Age of Aquarius
Aquarius! Aquarius!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius! Aquarius!
 

Hellhound

Super Moderator
I predict Jupiter will crash the Earth tomorrow... Hide under your table and don't forget to wear a helmet. Also, make sure to have a rabbit foot in your pocket, otherwise, the negative forces from the explosion will come after you and steal your brains. If you follow these steps and do everything correctly, God will give you two hundred billion dollars and a pony.

That's my prediction for today. Until next session! :D
 
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