Let's tell a story!
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Rembrandt Broam
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that he was actually Fiona Apple. Fiona winked, smiled sexily and said...
Rembrandt Broam
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"Not me. But I do know where he lives, and I could let you have his address...for a price." Fiona sashayed up to him, leaned in close and whispered in his ear.
"What did you have in mind?"
"Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to...
"What did you have in mind?"
"Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to...
chrisjurban
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...ancient war-mallets, brimming with a strange and dark power that made their metallic substance appear to dance and writhe when put to the right light. For these weapons had been forged during the evil beginnings of this planet, when shaded creatures from other planes came to do battle across its molten surface. These particular mallets were the work of the black shade-warlord Anvrein...
Going Insane
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Who was really my clone... So I didn't die, actually me and my two clones join forces because it turns out I'm really an angel... Then the CIA, they make a clone but this is a bad clone because he is in cahoots with the devil... So then me and my clones go to fight the devil clone but then it turns out he's the REAL me and I'm the clone!!!Yaghugyughaghaugh!!!! Then there is some scene in the museum... and then me and the CIA clone go to the lab where they make the clones, and then this happens....
Rembrandt Broam
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and that was a small, stout fellow with a squint, who stepped forward, coughed loudly to get everyone's attention, and said...
Rembrandt Broam
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"That's Mr Willis to you" snarled the aging action hero, "and I'm talking about showing this tidal wave who's boss!" Snapping another clip into his assault rifle, he spun round and charged headlong towards the rapidly approaching wall of water.
"Yippee ki yay, mother..."
"Yippee ki yay, mother..."
vj288
not actually Fiona Apple
"...Earth!"
Just to take a short intermission and make sure everyone knows what's going on, here's a recap. Right know three musketeers, a short man, Fiona Apple, a farmer Rudd whose cows all exploded, a salesman of mallets, Bill Clinton, A half-cow half-man, Jake, and Mr.Willis, an ageing action hero are all at the farm.
There's a tidal wave coming, Which Mr.Willis is Going after. Farmer Rudd and Cow-Man were on a date but Jake stole him away. Bill Clinton judged a wet T-Shirt contest and then stopped by. The three musketeers unknowingly blew up the cows. The salesman knows where vj lives and tried to sell Fiona magic mallets in exchange for him telling her.
That is where our story stands. What will happen next?
Just to take a short intermission and make sure everyone knows what's going on, here's a recap. Right know three musketeers, a short man, Fiona Apple, a farmer Rudd whose cows all exploded, a salesman of mallets, Bill Clinton, A half-cow half-man, Jake, and Mr.Willis, an ageing action hero are all at the farm.
There's a tidal wave coming, Which Mr.Willis is Going after. Farmer Rudd and Cow-Man were on a date but Jake stole him away. Bill Clinton judged a wet T-Shirt contest and then stopped by. The three musketeers unknowingly blew up the cows. The salesman knows where vj lives and tried to sell Fiona magic mallets in exchange for him telling her.
That is where our story stands. What will happen next?
BlueDays
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: I am so enjoying this thread!
BlueDays
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vj288
not actually Fiona Apple
This infuriated the cow man, causing him to charge Bluedays. Mr. Willis seeing this, had no choice but to...