1. What would you do with a 3rd hand?
pick up stuff (?)
2. If you could have one type of candy every time you snapped your fingers, what candy would it be?
not big on candy, maybe licorice or jellybeans.
3. If you could choose a super power, what one would you choose?
well, I'd think flying would be the super obvious answer. but to be honest, flying actually sounds pretty terrifying, so maybe super running abilities.
4. If every time you sneezed, lightning struck your ex… Would you try not to sneeze or just let it happen?
try not to sneeze, then see the doctor's
5. If you had a monkey’s tail, would you be more likely to hang from trees with it or use it to reach the remote control?
that's like having a third hand? trees, obvs.
6. If you could speak to animals, which animal would you speak to first?
ooh, good question, there are so many. any of them really. maybe a fish.
7. Would you love having the ability to read minds or would you curse having the ability?
curse it fo sho. can't even stand my own mind.
8. If you could breathe fire every time you got upset, would your house still be standing?
it'd probably be on its last legs.
9. If you had the ability to transform your appearance to look like one of your friends, would you try to hear what your best friend really thinks about you?
i'm not sure i understand the question?
10. If you had the ability to magically poof into any room, would you bother walking through doors anymore?
that seems lazy. I think I'd still walk through doorways. Unless of course I was a great distance from my house then i would.
11. If you could create a delicious feast by clapping your hands, would you solve world hunger, Or would you just keep the ability secret and make food only for your family?
I don't think i could live with that kind of guilt.
12. Would you rather have rockets for legs, or wish-granting toilet plungers for arms?
wtf
13. If you could speak to any house-hold object what would it be?
*looking around* ... I imagine my spatula has a few stories to tell.
14. If a traveling salesman gave you a hat that would make your dreams come true, would you wear the hat, if you knew that your life would go back to normal if you ever took the hat off?
if all of my dreams came true then life would be boring. but, I'd take the hat, sure.
15. If a wizard offered you the ability to make anyone attracted to you by winking at them, would you keep the ability if you developed a nervous twitch that made you wink randomly?
It's late, I'm not following these questions very well. No, that's trickery.
16. Would you rather have permanent electrified handshakes or permanent horrible-itch creating hugs?
handshakes, I guess. I'd give a hug before I gave a handshake.
17. Would you rather have the ability to run to the bathroom at the speed of light or the ability to do back flips all the way to the refrigerator?
holy shit! back flips no doubt.
18. Would you want the ability to make everything you touch smell like lilacs?
yes.
19. If you had the ability to fill the mouths of all annoying people with jelly, would you use it once or every time they spoke?
yes.
20. If every time you sang, everyone around you broke into song and dance, would you sing anymore?
yes!
21. Would you want amazing speed, if it meant your feet had to be constantly engulfed in painless fire?
No!
22. If every time you yawned, flip flops rained from the sky, would you try to yawn as much as possible?
okay, this is getting ridiculous.
23. Would you want a butt that could cure disease every time you mooned someone?
indeed.
24. If you could make someone fall in love with you, just by telling them “Before I go anywhere I fill my shoes with Jello” Would you say it?
I can think of more embarrassing things. but no.
25. If you could mesmerize the opposite sex, by playing hopscotch and patty-cake, would you?
that sounds pretty childish to me. of course I would.
26. Would you rather have the ability to materialize sonic slushies with your mind or the ability jump 20 feet in the air?
since I don't know what the first one is I'm going to go with jumping 20 feet in the air.
27. If you woke up to realize that all of the dreams/nightmares you had while sleeping, had come true…would you be afraid to go to sleep after that?
Um, yes. But I suppose there might not be a big difference anymore?
28. If thinking happy thoughts could make you fly, what would thinking sad thoughts make you do?
thinking sad thoughts would make you sad.
29. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
self confidence
a masseuse
a plane ticket to Christmas Island
30. If you could do any daily activity in your sleep, what would it be?
Run, but not in the annoying dream way where my legs feel like lead.
31. If you found a car that ran on ice cream, would you buy it?
hell, YES.
32. Would you want a revolving closet, infinite in size, so your clothes would never be out of place?
yes, I would. Its not really necessary though.
33. Would you want the ability to smell things that are miles away?
no, bad smells outweigh good smells, IMO.
34. If someone told you that, “if you walk on your hands you will live years longer,” would you do it?
I think the average human life span is long enough.
35. Would you rather look like you were 19 until you were 45, then suddenly look 60, or look as old as you are throughout your life?
I'll take the normal route.
36. Would you rather have a car that could speak to you, or a car that could drive 150mph and only use a drop of gas?
The latter. um, yes.
37. If you could fly only, when you’re wearing nothing but your underwear, would you fly anytime you wanted or just at night?
just at night, to be sure.
38. If you knew the world would be in peace as long as you kept dancing wildly in the streets, would you?
it'd be a mighty sacrifice, but yes, I suppose I would.
39. Would you rather have earth shaking laughter or explosive tears?
earth shaking lols
40. Would you rather be very strong or have a rubber-like flexibility?
I've always wanted to be flexible.
41. If you could hypnotize anyone on earth, who would it be and what would you make them do?
I would hypnotize my cat and tell him to stop going into the garbage when I'm not looking.
42. If you could leave someone in an embarrassing situation, who would it be and what would the situation be?
That's mean. But, maybe my old boss. But, he's an embarrassing person anyway, so I don't know really.
43. If you could make something appear magically right now, what would it be?
a comfy bed with no stuff on it so I could go to sleep.
44. If trees could talk, what do you think they would say?
"stop chopping us down you ****s!"
45. If you could instantly transport yourself anywhere right now, where would it be?
Enya's house, its probably really calming there.
46. Would you rather be able to never forget or only remember a little bit of everything, but always find 50 dollars when you do?
what the hell
47. If you could get the excitement of a roller coaster in everyday activities, would you?
too much excitement. maybe just a couple days of the week.
48. If you could have any power you wanted what would it be?
turn water into diet coke.
49. If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
awesome
50. Who would be your sidekick, what would their superhero name be, and what would their power be?
my sidekick would be Bruce Willis, his superhero name would be Bruce Willis, and his power would be ass kicking at its greatest.
pick up stuff (?)
2. If you could have one type of candy every time you snapped your fingers, what candy would it be?
not big on candy, maybe licorice or jellybeans.
3. If you could choose a super power, what one would you choose?
well, I'd think flying would be the super obvious answer. but to be honest, flying actually sounds pretty terrifying, so maybe super running abilities.
4. If every time you sneezed, lightning struck your ex… Would you try not to sneeze or just let it happen?
try not to sneeze, then see the doctor's
5. If you had a monkey’s tail, would you be more likely to hang from trees with it or use it to reach the remote control?
that's like having a third hand? trees, obvs.
6. If you could speak to animals, which animal would you speak to first?
ooh, good question, there are so many. any of them really. maybe a fish.
7. Would you love having the ability to read minds or would you curse having the ability?
curse it fo sho. can't even stand my own mind.
8. If you could breathe fire every time you got upset, would your house still be standing?
it'd probably be on its last legs.
9. If you had the ability to transform your appearance to look like one of your friends, would you try to hear what your best friend really thinks about you?
i'm not sure i understand the question?
10. If you had the ability to magically poof into any room, would you bother walking through doors anymore?
that seems lazy. I think I'd still walk through doorways. Unless of course I was a great distance from my house then i would.
11. If you could create a delicious feast by clapping your hands, would you solve world hunger, Or would you just keep the ability secret and make food only for your family?
I don't think i could live with that kind of guilt.
12. Would you rather have rockets for legs, or wish-granting toilet plungers for arms?
wtf
13. If you could speak to any house-hold object what would it be?
*looking around* ... I imagine my spatula has a few stories to tell.
14. If a traveling salesman gave you a hat that would make your dreams come true, would you wear the hat, if you knew that your life would go back to normal if you ever took the hat off?
if all of my dreams came true then life would be boring. but, I'd take the hat, sure.
15. If a wizard offered you the ability to make anyone attracted to you by winking at them, would you keep the ability if you developed a nervous twitch that made you wink randomly?
It's late, I'm not following these questions very well. No, that's trickery.
16. Would you rather have permanent electrified handshakes or permanent horrible-itch creating hugs?
handshakes, I guess. I'd give a hug before I gave a handshake.
17. Would you rather have the ability to run to the bathroom at the speed of light or the ability to do back flips all the way to the refrigerator?
holy shit! back flips no doubt.
18. Would you want the ability to make everything you touch smell like lilacs?
yes.
19. If you had the ability to fill the mouths of all annoying people with jelly, would you use it once or every time they spoke?
yes.
20. If every time you sang, everyone around you broke into song and dance, would you sing anymore?
yes!
21. Would you want amazing speed, if it meant your feet had to be constantly engulfed in painless fire?
No!
22. If every time you yawned, flip flops rained from the sky, would you try to yawn as much as possible?
okay, this is getting ridiculous.
23. Would you want a butt that could cure disease every time you mooned someone?
indeed.
24. If you could make someone fall in love with you, just by telling them “Before I go anywhere I fill my shoes with Jello” Would you say it?
I can think of more embarrassing things. but no.
25. If you could mesmerize the opposite sex, by playing hopscotch and patty-cake, would you?
that sounds pretty childish to me. of course I would.
26. Would you rather have the ability to materialize sonic slushies with your mind or the ability jump 20 feet in the air?
since I don't know what the first one is I'm going to go with jumping 20 feet in the air.
27. If you woke up to realize that all of the dreams/nightmares you had while sleeping, had come true…would you be afraid to go to sleep after that?
Um, yes. But I suppose there might not be a big difference anymore?
28. If thinking happy thoughts could make you fly, what would thinking sad thoughts make you do?
thinking sad thoughts would make you sad.
29. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
self confidence
a masseuse
a plane ticket to Christmas Island
30. If you could do any daily activity in your sleep, what would it be?
Run, but not in the annoying dream way where my legs feel like lead.
31. If you found a car that ran on ice cream, would you buy it?
hell, YES.
32. Would you want a revolving closet, infinite in size, so your clothes would never be out of place?
yes, I would. Its not really necessary though.
33. Would you want the ability to smell things that are miles away?
no, bad smells outweigh good smells, IMO.
34. If someone told you that, “if you walk on your hands you will live years longer,” would you do it?
I think the average human life span is long enough.
35. Would you rather look like you were 19 until you were 45, then suddenly look 60, or look as old as you are throughout your life?
I'll take the normal route.
36. Would you rather have a car that could speak to you, or a car that could drive 150mph and only use a drop of gas?
The latter. um, yes.
37. If you could fly only, when you’re wearing nothing but your underwear, would you fly anytime you wanted or just at night?
just at night, to be sure.
38. If you knew the world would be in peace as long as you kept dancing wildly in the streets, would you?
it'd be a mighty sacrifice, but yes, I suppose I would.
39. Would you rather have earth shaking laughter or explosive tears?
earth shaking lols
40. Would you rather be very strong or have a rubber-like flexibility?
I've always wanted to be flexible.
41. If you could hypnotize anyone on earth, who would it be and what would you make them do?
I would hypnotize my cat and tell him to stop going into the garbage when I'm not looking.
42. If you could leave someone in an embarrassing situation, who would it be and what would the situation be?
That's mean. But, maybe my old boss. But, he's an embarrassing person anyway, so I don't know really.
43. If you could make something appear magically right now, what would it be?
a comfy bed with no stuff on it so I could go to sleep.
44. If trees could talk, what do you think they would say?
"stop chopping us down you ****s!"
45. If you could instantly transport yourself anywhere right now, where would it be?
Enya's house, its probably really calming there.
46. Would you rather be able to never forget or only remember a little bit of everything, but always find 50 dollars when you do?
what the hell
47. If you could get the excitement of a roller coaster in everyday activities, would you?
too much excitement. maybe just a couple days of the week.
48. If you could have any power you wanted what would it be?
turn water into diet coke.
49. If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
awesome
50. Who would be your sidekick, what would their superhero name be, and what would their power be?
my sidekick would be Bruce Willis, his superhero name would be Bruce Willis, and his power would be ass kicking at its greatest.
