hi, I'm new

Clint doesn't take kindly to folk laying down the law :x

Here, what's with people talking in the third-person? I've stumbled onto it a few times. Am I missing out on an in-joke? 🙁

Anyway hope everyone is doing well. I'm still trying to get the hang of this forum beast - I wish the agoraphobe bit wasn't tucked away in the dark depths of civilisation.

I respect your viewpoint, Clint, as always but I'm firmly of the belief that there's a time for discussion and a time for "HANDS UP Jeb has got a GUN" and this thread is very much of the second variety. I am sorry if I upset anyone.

You upset me, Jeb. You always did.

Where has Sexy Knickers Marianne gone? Ranjin misses her and her attractive underwear.

in any case, you don't look a day over 38

Marianne, is the reason you've not been on the forum because you're busy finally telling that dead-weight husband to do one?

As soon as the job's done, I'll move my stuff in once you say the word. You saucy minx, you.

Is this the famous britisch humor? I am swearing I shit my load :lol: