hi, I'm new

[Clint]

Clint doesn't take kindly to folk laying down the law :x

 

[David_Attenborough]

Here, what's with people talking in the third-person? I've stumbled onto it a few times. Am I missing out on an in-joke?

Anyway hope everyone is doing well. I'm still trying to get the hang of this forum beast - I wish the agoraphobe bit wasn't tucked away in the dark depths of civilisation.

 

[Jeb]

I respect your viewpoint, Clint, as always but I'm firmly of the belief that there's a time for discussion and a time for "HANDS UP Jeb has got a GUN" and this thread is very much of the second variety. I am sorry if I upset anyone.

 

[RanjinSingh]

You upset me, Jeb. You always did.

Where has Sexy Knickers Marianne gone? Ranjin misses her and her attractive underwear.

 

[Nick_Cotton]

in any case, you don't look a day over 38

 

[RanjinSingh]

Marianne, is the reason you've not been on the forum because you're busy finally telling that dead-weight husband to do one?

As soon as the job's done, I'll move my stuff in once you say the word. You saucy minx, you.

 

[Cold_Outside]

Is this the famous britisch humor? I am swearing I shit my load :lol: